being talked about, and that is not being talked about"
said Oscar Wilde, so perhaps I should be flattered to find
myself the subject of someone's obsessive attention and to
discover the extremes that they're prepared to go to in
order to vent their bitter, malicious spite against me.
has created a Twitter account in my name, with my avatar,
filled with lies, distortions and various absurdities, in the hope
of convincing others that I'm not a very nice person. I'm dis-
appointed, as I thought I was doing fine on my own in that
regard, and it's a bit of a blow to my pride to learn that I
seemingly require some assistance in the matter.
one and work your way up.