Here's the lovely PENELOPE, who had
trouble signing autographs recently when her pen
ran out of ink. She bought a new one and it writes
smooth as silk. Whenever she signs her moniker
now, she looks at her pen and says "Parker,
well done!" (See what I did there?)
5 comments:
Aaaargh - if you have a day job, please please don't give it up.
Whaddya mean? Penelope - Parker - well done. That's what I call a FAB pun.
Boooo..
Thank god you dont write for Beano, they'd have to fire you
Maybe if I'd written for The Dandy it might still be around.
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