Tuesday 12 January 2016

BABE OF THE DAY - PENELOPE CRUZ...



Here's the lovely PENELOPE, who had trouble signing autographs
recently when her pen ran out of ink.  She bought a new one and it writes
as smooth as silk.  Whenever she signs her moniker now, she looks at her
new pen and says "Parker, well done!"  (See what I did there?)

5 comments:

B Smith said...

Aaaargh - if you have a day job, please please don't give it up.

Kid said...

Whaddya mean? Penelope - Parker - well done. That's what I call a FAB pun.

Phil said...

Boooo..

Phil said...

Thank god you dont write for Beano, they'd have to fire you

Kid said...

Maybe if I'd written for The Dandy it might still be around.



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