GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY #1...

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STARLIN, DAVIS and FARMER - what more do you

want from one comic mag?  It's the GUARDIANS Of The

GALAXY #1 - on sale now!  Grab it before it gets away!

CRIVENS' CRACKING COMIC COVERS: BLACK BOLT #1...

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This is a cover that speaks for itself, frantic ones, but that won't stop me adding my two cents worth.  (Or should that be 'pence' in my case?)  Anyway, this one's in your local comics store as I type, and though I haven't read it yet, the variant JACK KIRBY cover alone makes it worth having.  Well, what are you waiting for?  Get going!

BABE Of The DAY - BRIGITTE NIELSEN...

BRIGITTE NIELSEN pouts in a

blatant attempt to seduce me.  Hey, Brigitte,

you don't have to try so hard - just buy me a

large fish supper and a can of Coke and I'm

yours!  (But only for one night, mind, and

 then we renegotiate.  Comprende?)

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN EPIC COLLECTION VOLUME SEVEN...

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My laziness is legendary, so you surely don't expect me to tell you anything about this book, do you?  That's why I show you the back cover with the publisher's spiel about the contents and any other relevant info.  One thing I will tell you though, is that it's on sale now at all good comics shops.  That's all I need to say, so buy one while you can.