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SUSAN STORM, alias The INVISIBLE GIRL! Beautiful blonde bombshell and fabulous fiancee of REED RICHARDS, the modestly self-proclaimed Mister FANTASTIC! Look at the above two pages and consider them for a moment. Why does she turn invisible instead of just explaining to her friend that she's suddenly remembered an urgent appointment? Why push her way through passing pedestrians instead of walking around them? Why not turn visible before entering the cab, and then ask the driver to take her to her destination instead of trusting to blind chance? Why am I asking so many questions? Because there's something about the opening scenes in FF #1 that just doesn't make much sense.
BENJAMIN GRIMM, aka The THING! Mighty-muscled monster and sometimes mutinous member of the fabulous FANTASTIC FOUR! There he is in a gents' outfitters, wearing a trench-coat that, going by the loose folds in the fabric, doesn't look constrictive. Then, when the FF flare appears, he takes off his outer clothes, claiming they're too tight, and demolishes the doorway on his way out. "Why must they build doorways so narrow?" he complains. But hang on - he obviously must have managed to pass through the doorway without much difficulty on his way in to the shop, so why should it suddenly present any kind of a problem on the way out?
JOHNNY STORM, also called The HUMAN TORCH, teenage brother of Susan Storm, is another idiot. He 'flames on' while still inside a car he's working on, melting it to slag (and risking igniting the petrol tank), instead of exiting the vehicle before making with the hero bit. I bet he's really popular with his pals after that, the little show-off. These elements aren't in STAN LEE's two-page synopsis of the tale, so JACK KIRBY must surely shoulder the blame for these honking howlers. Sure, they're dramatic in their presentation and intended to bestow a sense of excitement to proceedings (as well as being a handy way of introducing the powerful protagonists), but it makes the threesome seem like a trio of brain-dead dunderheids who are as much a threat to life-and-limb as the vile villains they oppose.
However, what do you think readers? Should we be prepared to sacrifice common sense in favour of dynamic drama and awesome action in a comic strip, or are we entitled to expect our heroes to behave in a more responsible manner instead of going off half-cocked whenever a helpless humanity requires their super-powered services? If Ben Grimm was visiting me for a cuppa char, I wouldn't want him demolishing my house when leaving if he were suddenly called upon to battle the dastardly DOCTOR DOOM! And if I were making love to Sue Storm, I wouldn't want her turning invisible as that would remind me too much of my usual 'love life'. (Oo-er, I didn't just admit to that in public, did I? Er, I was talking about a friend, not me.)
Anyway, what are your thoughts on the matter, readers? Feel free to contribute to our comments section.
