This is the sight that met me when I
came home last night: JANE RUSSELL in
her scanties, alluring as all get out. "Make me
feel like a woman!" trilled Jane in her trademark
sensual manner. Well, I'm only human, so did what
any other red-blooded bloke would do in the same
situation. I threw her my shirt and said "Wash 'n'
iron that, love, but first make me a cup of tea!"
See? I know just how to treat a gal!
