Thursday, 23 March 2017

A SIMPLE BUT PERTINENT POINT Of LOGIC... (Revised And Updated)...


Okay, so here's a question for all of you, prompted by the previous post.  First of all though, let me set the scene.  You're part of a group of six that works for a small business, and one day someone suggests setting up a Lottery syndicate.  "We'll each pay £12 into it every month in advance, and if ever there's a winning ticket, we'll split the amount between us all in equal shares."  So that's what you do.

Remember, this syndicate is only open to employees, not outsiders.  One month you pay in your £12, and a few days later, you give a fortnight's notice because you're suddenly offered a higher paid job elsewhere.  Shortly after, your former colleagues strike it lucky with a huge Lottery win and you rub your hands with glee because the ticket was one of the ones you helped pay for before leaving.

But no!  Your erstwhile colleagues protest that the winnings are for employees only, and that, as you're no longer an employee, you're not entitled to any share of the prize.  "It doesn't matter that you were an employee at the time the winning ticket was bought, fact is, you're not any more so you're entitled to Jack Squat" they all say in a smug manner.  "Employees only" they repeat.

Now, if you've even an ounce of sense about you, I'm sure you can see the flaw in the argument of the lucky but greedy winners.  If you're an employee at the time when what later becomes the winning ticket was purchased, because you contributed to it, you're entitled to your fair share of the proceeds from it.  That's pretty much the same scenario I outlined in my previous post, so the same principle surely applies in both cases.  To suggest anything else is simply absurd in my not-so-humble view.

Furthermore, if the ticket came up trumps before you left your old job, but the syndicate wasn't awarded its winnings until several weeks or so after you'd left, we wouldn't be having this conversation.  Because it's screamingly obvious what the fair, right, and proper thing to do is in a case like this.  Namely, give you the share to which you're morally, ethically, and even legally entitled (unless previously established to the contrary in the agreed and accepted terms and conditions under which you worked), and cut the spurious cr*p that you're no longer entitled to it.

The date of the prize presentation ceremony isn't at all relevant in the matter of entitlement - only the point in time when the prize was won is what counts at the end of the day.  The presentation merely celebrates the already acknowledged fact of the winner's right to the prize.

Your honour, I rest my case.

So here's the question: do you consider the Lottery syndicate to be correct in their reasoning, and, if so, do you think you'd share their view if you were the former employee?  The comments section awaits.

(And waits... c'mon, Criv-ites, let's play.)  

WORKPLACE WOES: FRIENDSHIP AND BETRAYAL...


I once knew a woman who feigned friendship with me so that I'd help out in the little shop she ran.  If a man has a weakness, it's to feel needed and appreciated by the so-called 'fairer sex', and many a man has been duped by such 'womanly' wiles.  She was forever proclaiming what a lot she thought of me, and wanting to hug and kiss me, and overwhelm me with her, er... 'feminine charms'.  It was obvious that this was only to make me more amenable to her bidding whenever she wanted to use me in some way, but don't get the wrong idea; the friendship was merely platonic, as she was a bit of a tomboy with some utterly disgusting habits that turned my stomach on occasion.

While I was in the shop for six months on my own, I was visited by a 'mystery shopper', and as a result of my attentive customer relations technique and charming manly-man manners, I won a prize.  It was £100 worth of gift vouchers and a bottle of champagne (or cheap equivalent), plus a certificate of achievement to hang in the shop.  For some reason I now forget, there was a delay in the presentation, and I'd left the shop's employ before the prizes were belatedly awarded to the winners. However, there was a prior agreement between me and my colleague to split the vouchers, with her also getting the bottle of champers as I don't drink.

Thing is, she told me I wasn't getting my half as I'd left the shop before the presentation, and, in her view, the prize was for the shop, not the person who'd won it.  This of course was total nonsense, as it had been my sole efforts which had secured the privilege and plunder, with me being specifically mentioned (not named, but described) in the mystery shopper's assessment of why both I and the shop were considered worthy of reward and award.  It was the equivalent of telling me that because I'd left the shop's employ before payday, I wasn't entitled to wages I'd earned before leaving.  Not that she did that, but, logically, it's the same thing.

So I was robbed of £50 - by a so-called 'friend', who, once I was of no further use to her, pretty much abandoned any pretence of friendship past the most superficial of nods in its direction.  You all know your bold host isn't the sort of person to tolerate such an injustice lying down though, and without going into the specifics, I made sure her act of theft (for such it was) did not go unpunished in some (legal) way.  She was a liar, a thief, a cheat, and a fraud, given to devious manipulation in pursuit of personal benefit, so she's certainly the type of 'friend' I can easily and happily do without.

Have any of you ever had such a 'friend'?  Feel free to unburden your soul in our confessional comments section.  Go on, spill the beans to your fellow Criv-ites.

RECOMMENDED READING: WEDNESDAY COMICS - THE COLLECTION...

Images copyright DC COMICS

I acquired this magnificent tome only yesterday (Wednesday - very apt, eh?) - WEDNESDAY COMICS - a collection of the strips which appeared in the broadsheet of the same name back in 2009.  However, you don't want to listen to me witter on about it when you can look at some of the pages contained therein instead, so here you are. Available from all good comics shops.  And if your local store is out of stock, I'm sure they'd order you a copy.

Interestingly, the SUPERMAN strip is drawn by artist LEE BERMEJO, who, as far as I can ascertain, isn't related to LUIS BERMEJO, who drew JOHNNY FUTURE in the U.K. weekly comic FANTASTIC in the 1960s.  However, it's somehow apt that Luis drew Johnny Future and Lee drew The Man of Tomorrow, as according to a certain theory by moi, the two heroes are related.  Click this link and discover in what way.

However, back to the book for a moment.  As well as the strips on view here, there's also KAMANDI, DEADMAN, GREEN LANTERN, METAMORPHO, The TEEN TITANS, ADAM STRANGE, The METAL MEN, WONDER WOMAN, SGT. ROCK, The DEMON & CATWOMAN, HAWKMAN, plus 2 sample pages of PLASTIC MAN and The CREEPER, not included in the broadsheet.  What's not to like?

Run out and buy one today!