CRIVEN'S CRACKING COVERS - THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN BOOK...

Image copyright MARVEL COMICS

I'm not quite sure what PETER PARKER is doing here.  I know what he's meant to be doing (changing to SPIDER-MAN), but it looks more like he's attempting to master the intricacies of a flamboyant dance step, while at the same time trying to scratch an irritating itch on his back, using his shirt like bathers do when towelling themselves dry.  Still, cracking cover though.

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I think I first saw this book in the Virgin Megastore in Glasgow, around the time (or not too long removed from it) it was first published.  However, my abiding memory of it is from when I saw it on sale in the Tricorn Centre in Portsmouth, back in 1981 (or possibly '85).  Funny how my second memory of it seems to be more prominent than the first.

MAKE A DATE With The MIGHTY MARVEL BICENTENNIAL CALENDAR 1976...

Superhero images copyright MARVEL COMICS

Okay, you saw the main piccies from The MIGHTY MARVEL BICENTENNIAL CALENDAR 1976 in our previous post.  Now it's time to check out the pages with the actual dates on 'em.  And remember, though this is the calendar for 1976, it actually went on sale in 1975, so it's even older than it seems.  Luckily, I still look like a teenager, so nobody'd ever believe I was even around back then.

(What?  Why are you lookin' at me funny?) 

CONAN copyright The Estate of R.E. HOWARD

SUFFERIN' SHAD! IT'S THE MIGHTY MARVEL BICENTENNIAL CALENDAR 1976...

Superhero images copyright MARVEL COMICS

Because you demanded it - I've changed my socks.  Meanwhile, on the blog front, here's a mighty MARVEL calendar from over 40 years ago.  If you're around my age, that probably only feels like yesterday - if you're under 40, it must seem like prehistoric times.  Either way, I'm sure you'll all enjoy looking at these pulsating piccies.

CONAN copyright CPI

BABE Of The DAY - VICTORIA VETRI...

Vivacious VICTORIA VETRI

tries out her new invisible high-heeled

shoes for the very first time.  Looks like

one heel might be higher than the other -

either that, or her left leg is shorter than

her right.  (H'm, let's just say it's the

 shoes as she's a sensitive lass.)

CRIVENS' CLASSIC COMIC COVERS - THE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER #8...

Copyright MARVEL COMICS

I first saw this cover on an issue of the British weekly DRACULA LIVES around 1974, but I eventually tracked down the original American issue of The FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER that it came from sometime back in the '90s.  A cracking JOHN BUSCEMA illustration that manages to evoke the spirit of the great BORIS KARLOFF.

TWO SMASH HITS FOR YOU...

Joke pages in comics didn't often strike me as containing particularly funny gags.  Here's a couple of exceptions which actually made me chuckle, from a 1969 ish of SMASH!  Perhaps you'll like them too - if so, let me know.

CRIVENS' CRACKING COVERS: The ROGER MOORE ADVENTURE BOOK...

Copyright relevant owner

Just thought I'd show this cover because I like it.  It's now my ambition to have a book like this named after me.  'The KID ROBSON Adventure Book' certainly has a nice ring to it.  Any enterprising publishers out there who'd be interested?  Hello?  (Hell of an echo in here.)

WHAT IS IT (SOME) EDITORS DO AGAIN?

Copyright UNITED FEATURES SYNDICATE, Inc

Having formerly worked in comics for 15 years, and having read them for over 50, I've often found myself amazed by the gaffs some alleged editors made (or failed to notice) when it came to putting a comic together.  Here are just 6 I've seen in comics (and blogs) over the years.  Can you think of any others?  Then leave a comment in the you-know-where.

Correct ones on the left, wrong ones on the right.

Sought-after.  (Not sort-after.)

Could have.  (Not could of.)

Whet your appetite.  (Not wet.)

Heyday.  (Not hayday.)

Prerogative.  (Not perogative.)

Prodigy.  (Not progidy.)

If ignorance is bliss, then there must be a hell of a lot of ecstatically happy people around.   

FANTASTIC FIRSTS...

Images copyright MARVEL COMICS

Above is the illustration from the cover of MARVEL's 1994 hardback volume, FANTASTIC FIRSTS (below).  A strictly limited edition, it wasn't available to the general public, though a softcover edition (with an added WOLVERINE tale) was released some years later. Unfortunately, I can't show the contents because it's too tightly bound to scan, but it contains the origins of all the main Marvel superheroes, though sadly not from particularly good proofs.

The thing that makes the book worthwhile however, is the introductions to the tales by creators mainly associated with the characters; thus The HULK has an intro by HERB TRIMPE (rhymes with 'shrimpy'), Sgt. FURY is introduced by DICK AYERS, and The SILVER SURFER by Big JOHN BUSCEMA, etc.  These personal intros have interesting reminiscences from the contributors' point of view, and make for informative reading.  The book comes in a slip-case and is quite a handsome-looking item.

My first copy of this book had trouble with the spine splitting when I opened it (a defect of the binding, not as a result of any rough handling on my part), so I obtained a 2nd copy, as imperfection irks me.  (Being perfect myself you see.)  As the first one was falling apart, I removed the cover pages (which I intend to frame at some point), and disposed of the rest, though I kept the slipcase, which now houses the first two Hulk MARVEL MASTERWORKS.

Anyway, thought you might like to see this striking illustration.  Would look good as a poster, I'd say.

And below is the book to go for if you want a collected edition of Marvel origin stories - MARVEL FIRSTS.  It doesn't have the personal intros of the above volume, but the stories are, in the main, reproduced from more accurate and archival sources.

BABE Of The DAY - ABI TITMUS...

"Gordie, where are you?"

ABI TITMUS runs into the street

looking for me, but she can relax 'cos

I've only nipped out to nab a newspaper

and a couple of cheese and onion pasties.

I'm heading straight back, Abi dear, so no

need to panic.  (Women just find me

 irresistible for some reason.)

A MAGAZINE DESIGNED To GIVE YOU - The CREEPS...

Images copyright WARRANT PUBLISHING COMPANY

If you're a fan of WARREN mags CREEPY and EERIE, then you'll be interested in this title I picked off the shelves of a comicbook store recently.  It's an excellent 'tribute' magazine, but I feel it could be improved in a few ways.  Let's get the 'minor' faults out of the way first.

The lettering.  Done by computer font, but that in itself isn't the problem - it's the spacing.  When words are italicised, any 'screamers' (exclamation marks) run into the first letter of the next sentence, resulting in the balloons and captions having a squashed appearance that's sore on the eyes.  A bigger space needs to be left between sentences to avoid this.  Occasional missing punctuation also detracts from smooth reading.

Not so minor - the plots.  The story, 'FAIR TRADE', involves a mind swap between bodies by the method of sorcery.  (Spoiler alert:)  The process reverses itself the day after the sorcerer is killed, before he'd cast his next spell which would've 'halted the physical transfer which naturally follows any mental transfer'.  Er, run that past me again?

A sorcerer transfers one person's mind into the body of another, but unless he casts a second spell, the body will automatically reunite with its mind - rendering the first spell totally redundant.  H'mm, maybe the writer needs to put more thought into his plots as this aspect is too contrived to be convincing.  (If a tale about sorcery and mind-transference can ever be convincing, but I'm sure you get my point.)

Anyway, don't be put off by me being pernickety.  This mag is like a time tunnel into the 1960s and '70s and is well worth a look.  Available from all good comics shops.  Dig one up as soon as you can.

Spot the misspelling of 'Pharaoh' in the contents above

BABE Of The DAY - PENELOPE CRUZ...

Someone wanted a pic of LADY PENELOPE,

but here's one of PENELOPE CRUZ instead.  Hey,

her name's Penelope and she's a lady - what more do

you want?  (The other one's a snooty snob anyway

so just forget all about her.  She ain't worth it.)

DID YOU EVER WIN £1 By DARING DAVY?

Image copyright REBELLION

I don't suppose I ever thought much about it at the time, but I do now.  You see, the fact that comics are produced at least 8 weeks ahead of seeing print, I now realise that the first 9 (at least) DARE-A-DAY DAVY strips in POW! couldn't have been from genuine readers.

Also, several of the stories were reused a few years later in VALIANT comic, in a Davy-type strip called CHALLENGE CHARLIE, so it's a certainty that the named 'readers' were fictitious and never received £5 (that's inflation for you) for alleged 'contributions'.

Were the publishers just trying to save a few quid by inventing readers' suggestions, or did they simply never receive enough to begin with?  I once won a £1 in 1973 for a contribution to SHIVER & SHAKE, so not all invitations for reader-participation were fake, but it does cause me to wonder just how many were.

So, dear reader, did you ever win £1 for submitting an idea to Pow!'s Dare-A-Day Davy, or do you know of anyone who did?  If so, leave a comment and dispel the mystery.  And if you'd like to make a comparison between Davy and Charlie, I'll post some examples when I can.   

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO IPC'S BOB PAYNTER? CAN YOU HELP? (Updated)

The elusive BOB PAYNTER.  They seek him here, the seek him there... you know the rest.
Incidentally, Bob was posing - I didn't snap him unawares as he was putting on his jacket

Legendary cartoonist TERRY BAVE is looking to get in touch with his former editor and old friend BOB PAYNTER.  Bob, if you get to read this (or hear about it), would you contact me via the comments section and we'll work out a way for you and Terry to make contact.  He'd dearly like to catch up with you and reminisce about the good old days.  Go on, make his day.

SHIELA & TERRY BAVE

If anybody has Bob's contact details, if you let me know, I'll pass them onto Terry & Shiela.  Any help would be greatly appreciated.

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Update: And I'm sure you'll all be glad to know that, thanks to Bob's granddaughter, who chanced upon this post, Bob and Terry (no, not the ones from The Likely Lads) are now back in touch again and reminiscing over old times.  Don't you just love a happy ending?

Another update: As the comics world knows by now, Terry died on December 6th 2018, but at least he and Bob were reunited and managed to get in quite a few sessions of reminiscing by 'phone and letter before Terry passed away.  I spoke to Terry on the 'phone every so often, and he told me it meant a lot to him that he and Bob were back in touch.  Crivens is sometimes regarded as 'controversial' by some people, but without it, the pair might never have heard from each other again.  If that's the only good thing it's ever done, then it's served at least one useful purpose.

GINGER with a sketch of his mum & dad

RESPECTFUL REPOST IN TRIBUTE TO LEO BAXENDALE: PANEL-BY-PANEL - BAD PENNY...

Copyright REBELLION

Time now for some more original art, in this instance BAD PENNY by LEO BAXENDALE, from the back page of SMASH! #156, January 25th 1969.  I've scanned the first two panels as one, as they have a caption running across both of them.  And, although you can enlarge the panels by clicking on them, I've repeated the last one in two bigger halves for greater visual impact.  The strip has been drawn on two thin sheets of card, extended on the right-hand side, then stuck down on a thicker piece of art board.  To give you all an idea of how poorly these pages were treated in storage, this one has footprints on the back, indicating that it was lying face down on the floor at some stage and walked over.  (Or perhaps lay on top of a pile of art used as a step to reach something on a high shelf.)  Shameful, eh?

And look at the street name in the panel below.  Is this what you'd describe as a Nightmare on Elm Street?

And here's the published page as readers would have seen it back in 1969.