Saturday, 25 March 2017

DECISIONS, DECISIONS...


Image copyright MARVEL COMICS

Here's a good one for you.  You come home from work one day to find that your wife has given away your prized comic that you've had since childhood to the Church jumble sale, which is on the following afternoon.  Next day (after checking on your wife in hospital), you rush down to the sale the second it opens to buy back your treasured periodical, but when you get there, guess what?

There's another issue of the same comic, but in almost pristine condition, whereas your own is really rather tatty.  You have only just enough to buy one or the other, as you've only got £2 on you (yours costs 50p, the other is £2), and a snotty kid is beginning to show an interest in them from further down the table so you'll have to move fast.

Neither copy is worth very much on the collectors' market, the comic is only of sentimental value to you, and that pristine issue reminds you just as much of your childhood as your battered old copy.  So have a think and then tell me - which one would you buy?

BABE Of The DAY - JENNIFER BEALS...



Kinda chilly to be dressed like
that, JENNY.  Better throw on some
warmer clothes before you go out to buy
me my morning paper and bacon buttie.
 Hurry right back now, sweet-cheeks,
'cos I'm absolutely starving.

PART TWO Of FURY COVER GALLERY...


Images copyright MARVEL COMICS

There's no messing about on this blog - here's part two of our FURY cover gallery, so that you can all gape at CARLOS EZQUERRA's action-packed artwork.  Little did I realise when I was buying these comics back in 1977 that just 8 years later I'd be lettering his STRONTIUM DOG strip in 2000 A.D., which was only a few weeks old when Fury first went on sale.  It's a small world, eh?  Right, let's go!













Friday, 24 March 2017

FURY COVER GALLERY - PART ONE...


Images copyright MARVEL COMICS

FURY was an odd mag for MARVEL, in that it tried to emulate the appeal of rival weeklies like VICTOR, HOTSPUR and BATTLE, and steal a slice of the U.K. war comics market for itself.  It never really caught on though, consisting of a hodgepodge of reprints from Marvel's back-catalogue of various war-themed stories, and lasted for a mere 25 issues before being merged into MWOM.  (And take two demerits if you don't know what those initials stand for.)  On the plus side, from issue #3, the covers were drawn by CARLOS EZQUERRA, so let's look at the first 'dirty dozen' of them right now!











TIME IN A CUP...



Until a few years ago, a handful of JAJ/PYREX cups, like the one in the photo, used to reside in a cupboard in the kitchen.  I think they occupied a kitchen cupboard in just about every house I've ever lived in, but I associate them with two in particular - this and the previous one.  At some indeterminate stage they disappeared (given, I suspect, to a relative), but I recently acquired a replacement set on eBay.

Just looking at them brings my childhood back to me in a rush, and I'm once again a 10 year old boy in the kitchen of the house I lived in at the time; or a 14 year old teenager in the home I currently occupy.  It's almost a mystical thing, this sense of 'time-travel' on such occasions, and I'm sometimes amazed at how even one item can conjure up memories of entire periods of one's past life to mind.

So I've now had a cup of tea in one of my 'new' cups, and lingered in yesteryear for a spell.  Is there any specific item from your youth that you'd like to have again, to help recall a particular period in your life with a keenness and clarity that, somehow, only a tangible object can bestow?

The comments section awaits.    

BABE Of The DAY - JOLENE BLALOCH...



Sexy JOLENE BLALOCH smoulders on
the stairs, blocking my way as I rush to the loo.
Later, Jolene, later - it's a turtle's head about
to drop here, lass - so move your @ss!

The MASTERWORKS SERIES Of GREAT COMIC BOOK ARTISTS #1 - FRANK FRAZETTA...

Images copyright DC COMICS

Well, I said I would and now I have.  At least in part, in that here's the first issue of DC's The MASTERWORKS SERIES Of GREAT COMIC BOOK ARTISTS, featuring the artwork of FRANK FRAZETTA.  The second issue likewise showcases FF's work, and it'll be appearing here fairly soon - on CRIVENS!, absolutely the best blog you've ever seen in the last 30 seconds!






Thursday, 23 March 2017

A SIMPLE BUT PERTINENT POINT Of LOGIC... (Revised And Updated)...


Okay, so here's a question for all of you, prompted by the previous post.  First of all though, let me set the scene.  You're part of a group of six that works for a small business, and one day someone suggests setting up a Lottery syndicate.  "We'll each pay £12 into it every month in advance, and if ever there's a winning ticket, we'll split the amount between us all in equal shares."  So that's what you do.

Remember, this syndicate is only open to employees, not outsiders.  One month you pay in your £12, and a few days later, you give a fortnight's notice because you're suddenly offered a higher paid job elsewhere.  Shortly after, your former colleagues strike it lucky with a huge Lottery win and you rub your hands with glee because the ticket was one of the ones you helped pay for before leaving.

But no!  Your erstwhile colleagues protest that the winnings are for employees only, and that, as you're no longer an employee, you're not entitled to any share of the prize.  "It doesn't matter that you were an employee at the time the winning ticket was bought, fact is, you're not any more so you're entitled to Jack Squat" they all say in a smug manner.  "Employees only" they repeat.

Now, if you've even an ounce of sense about you, I'm sure you can see the flaw in the argument of the lucky but greedy winners.  If you're an employee at the time when what later becomes the winning ticket was purchased, because you contributed to it, you're entitled to your fair share of the proceeds from it.  That's pretty much the same scenario I outlined in my previous post, so the same principle surely applies in both cases.  To suggest anything else is simply absurd in my not-so-humble view.

Furthermore, if the ticket came up trumps before you left your old job, but the syndicate wasn't awarded its winnings until several weeks or so after you'd left, we wouldn't be having this conversation.  Because it's screamingly obvious what the fair, right, and proper thing to do is in a case like this.  Namely, give you the share to which you're morally, ethically, and even legally entitled (unless previously established to the contrary in the agreed and accepted terms and conditions under which you worked), and cut the spurious cr*p that you're no longer entitled to it.

The date of the prize presentation ceremony isn't at all relevant in the matter of entitlement - only the point in time when the prize was won is what counts at the end of the day.  The presentation merely celebrates the already acknowledged fact of the winner's right to the prize.

Your honour, I rest my case.

So here's the question: do you consider the Lottery syndicate to be correct in their reasoning, and, if so, do you think you'd share their view if you were the former employee?  The comments section awaits.

(And waits... c'mon, Criv-ites, let's play.)  

WORKPLACE WOES: FRIENDSHIP AND BETRAYAL...


I once knew a woman who feigned friendship with me so that I'd help out in the little shop she ran.  If a man has a weakness, it's to feel needed and appreciated by the so-called 'fairer sex', and many a man has been duped by such 'womanly' wiles.  She was forever proclaiming what a lot she thought of me, and wanting to hug and kiss me, and overwhelm me with her, er... 'feminine charms'.  It was obvious that this was only to make me more amenable to her bidding whenever she wanted to use me in some way, but don't get the wrong idea; the friendship was merely platonic, as she was a bit of a tomboy with some utterly disgusting habits that turned my stomach on occasion.

While I was in the shop for six months on my own, I was visited by a 'mystery shopper', and as a result of my attentive customer relations technique and charming manly-man manners, I won a prize.  It was £100 worth of gift vouchers and a bottle of champagne (or cheap equivalent), plus a certificate of achievement to hang in the shop.  For some reason I now forget, there was a delay in the presentation, and I'd left the shop's employ before the prizes were belatedly awarded to the winners. However, there was a prior agreement between me and my colleague to split the vouchers, with her also getting the bottle of champers as I don't drink.

Thing is, she told me I wasn't getting my half as I'd left the shop before the presentation, and, in her view, the prize was for the shop, not the person who'd won it.  This of course was total nonsense, as it had been my sole efforts which had secured the privilege and plunder, with me being specifically mentioned (not named, but described) in the mystery shopper's assessment of why both I and the shop were considered worthy of reward and award.  It was the equivalent of telling me that because I'd left the shop's employ before payday, I wasn't entitled to wages I'd earned before leaving.  Not that she did that, but, logically, it's the same thing.

So I was robbed of £50 - by a so-called 'friend', who, once I was of no further use to her, pretty much abandoned any pretence of friendship past the most superficial of nods in its direction.  You all know your bold host isn't the sort of person to tolerate such an injustice lying down though, and without going into the specifics, I made sure her act of theft (for such it was) did not go unpunished in some (legal) way.  She was a liar, a thief, a cheat, and a fraud, given to devious manipulation in pursuit of personal benefit, so she's certainly the type of 'friend' I can easily and happily do without.

Have any of you ever had such a 'friend'?  Feel free to unburden your soul in our confessional comments section.  Go on, spill the beans to your fellow Criv-ites.

RECOMMENDED READING: WEDNESDAY COMICS - THE COLLECTION...

Images copyright DC COMICS

I acquired this magnificent tome only yesterday (Wednesday - very apt, eh?) - WEDNESDAY COMICS - a collection of the strips which appeared in the broadsheet of the same name back in 2009.  However, you don't want to listen to me witter on about it when you can look at some of the pages contained therein instead, so here you are. Available from all good comics shops.  And if your local store is out of stock, I'm sure they'd order you a copy.

Interestingly, the SUPERMAN strip is drawn by artist LEE BERMEJO, who, as far as I can ascertain, isn't related to LUIS BERMEJO, who drew JOHNNY FUTURE in the U.K. weekly comic FANTASTIC in the 1960s.  However, it's somehow apt that Luis drew Johnny Future and Lee drew The Man of Tomorrow, as according to a certain theory by moi, the two heroes are related.  Click this link and discover in what way.

However, back to the book for a moment.  As well as the strips on view here, there's also KAMANDI, DEADMAN, GREEN LANTERN, METAMORPHO, The TEEN TITANS, ADAM STRANGE, The METAL MEN, WONDER WOMAN, SGT. ROCK, The DEMON & CATWOMAN, HAWKMAN, plus 2 sample pages of PLASTIC MAN and The CREEPER, not included in the broadsheet.  What's not to like?

Run out and buy one today!




Wednesday, 22 March 2017

KLASSIC KOMIC KOVERS: The MIGHTY WORLD Of MARVEL #15...

Image copyright MARVEL COMICS

Yesterday morning, I woke to a thick carpet of snow in my town.  It was like a classic Christmas scene, but by afternoon, the snow had started to melt and only patches remained.  It's the same this morning, with those patches reluctant to disappear completely, and a Yuletide atmosphere still casting its glow over the surrounding terrain.

It reminds me of a time, 44 years ago, of a similarly Festive feeling, when I first bought The MIGHTY WORLD Of MARVEL #15, and returned home after an afternoon adventuring with a pal to find that my family had acquired a canine chum.  PRINCE was his name, a mongrel who looked just like a mini-Alsation, and was the first of three dogs we had over a period of around 25 years.

The above cover is interesting, in that most of it looks to have been pencilled by JIM STARLIN and inked by JOE SINNOTT, with the exception of the SPIDER-MAN figure, which has a distinct JOHN ROMITA flavour to it.  Could this be a patch, dropped in over Jim's original Spidey figure, or did he just do a good job of channelling Romita senior's web-slinger?  Whaddya think?

Anyway, this cover's full of memories and associations for me, and, if you're old enough to have bought it back then, it'll be the same for you, too.  Hope you enjoyed seeing it again.

BABE Of The DAY - EMILY PROCTER...



Ah, EMILY, the picture of loveliness, as
usual.  Just what we need on a cold day like
this to lend a little warmth to our hearts.

The MASTERWORKS SERIES Of GREAT COMIC BOOK ARTISTS #3 - BERNIE WRIGHTSON...

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Back in the day when BERNIE WRIGHTSON was still spelling his first name as 'Berni' (to avoid confusion with an Olympic swimmer of the same moniker), DC COMICS issued a series entitled The MASTERWORKS SERIES Of GREAT COMIC BOOK ARTISTS.  The 3rd issue was devoted to the art of Berni(e) Wrightson, and I thought, following the recent demise of the artist, that his fans might like to have a look at this comic and perhaps add it to their wants list.

(Ever had that feeling that there's something you should remember, but however hard you try, you just can't?  So it is with this issue.  A still, small, nagging voice seems to be trying to remind me that perhaps I didn't get this comic until a few years after it was published, when I returned to my present home after four years away - but I'm just not sure.  Maybe I actually got it at the time, which means I acquired it in the previous house to this one - I can see either scenario being the case.  I know there's something to be remembered about this mag though, but just can't recall what it is.  Still, I'm glad to have it.)

And now, to you falls the thrill of the hunt as you scour eBay in search of a copy of this 34 year old mag.  If you're a fan of Bernie's art (who isn't?), this is one comic you simply must add to your stash - assuming you don't already have it.  And fear not - I'll get 'round to showing the first two issues (FRANK FRAZETTA) in the series pretty darn soon.

******

Issue #s 4 & 5 (NEAL ADAMS) were advertised on the back cover, but were never published (as far as I know).  The indicia says that the 3 issue series was published by DC for SEA GATE, though comic sites usually say it was published by the latter, who licensed the material from the former.  Sea Gate was a company started by PHIL SEULING, the man credited with starting direct market distribution.