The INCREDIBLE TRI-MAN - PART ELEVEN...

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And now, the penultimate part of The INCREDIBLE TRI-MAN for all you slavering SMASH! fans who thrilled to the exploits of the U.K.'s first superhero back in the 1960s.  Catch the fantastic double-episode in the final instalment of this super series - coming soon!

  

PART EIGHT Of KIRBY 'KOCK-UPS' - HULK & RICK In 'The NICK'...

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Take a look at this piccie.  If you were to draw in the rest of RICK JONES' and The HULK's figures, Rick would be far taller than ol' Greenskin.  Yet another JK inconsistency, which I get a kick out of calling a Kirby 'Kock-Up'.  (I do so love alliteration!  Don't you?)

(BOND) BABE Of The DAY - LANA WOOD...

Not quite as famous as her big sister

NATALIE perhaps, but LANA WOOD is

 a big hit in my pants house.  (Oops!)

KIRBY 'KOCK-UPS' PART SEVEN - The HULK ISN'T 'HULKING' ENOUGH...

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The final panel of The AVENGERS #1.  Look at The HULK, standing up straight between IRON MAN and THOR - and he's smaller than them.  Great as JACK KIRBY was, he was never entirely consistent with characters' sizes in relation to each other.  So clock up another Kirby 'Kock-Up'!

And hey - a wasp is much bigger than an ant, so if ANT-MAN is ant-size and The WASP is wasp-size, then how come HANK (and his ant) is still bigger than JAN? 

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST...

Today I visited a local newsagent's for what will be the final time.  It's a newsagent's which has occupied the same premises for over 50 years and one which I've been using since I was a young kid.  True, it's changed hands over the years, and it adopted a 'mini-market' approach several years back (getting a refit to accommodate its new status), but I mainly used its latter incarnation to buy a newspaper now and again.  It simply couldn't compete with a nearby One-O-One store and closed its doors and shutters today - forever.

  

The comics and books I got from there over the decades (when it sold them) were legion and legendary.  FANTASTIC, WHAM!, various DC & MARVEL mags, WHIZZER & CHIPS, KNOCKOUT, The CLANGERS (a colouring book), The MIGHTY WORLD Of MARVEL, SPIDER-MAN COMICS WEEKLY, a couple of TV COMIC Annuals (1978 & '84, which I've still got) and no doubt countless others which I've forgotten.  The shop has been a regular part of my life for most of it, man and boy, and it's sad to see it go the way of so many other shops in my home town which were once such familiar features to me. 

So yet another one bites the dust, and I suddenly feel very sad and very old.  Did I say the final time?  I will visit the shop again, but, alas, only in memory.  It seems like that's where all the best places are these days.  Is it the same for you?  The comments section awaits.

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I meant to say, one of the things I missed in the shop's later years was that its big windows were covered by full-length interior adhesive posters.  When I was a kid, they were filled with toys and books, and it was always interesting to look at the window display in passing when the place was closed for the day.  That way, if anything took my fancy, I could nip 'round the next morning and buy it.  When the shop was refitted, new shelves blocked access to the windows from the inside, hence them never being used again to display any of the goods for sale within.  Wasn't a change I liked, and it probably didn't help the shop's fortunes in the long run.

Y'know, I still have dreams to this day (as I have for many a year now) where I'm standing outside the shop looking through the window at all sorts of goodies.  Then I go inside and it's the same layout as it was when I was much younger, and I'm looking at various comics and toys and trying to make up my mind as to precisely which ones I want (or can afford).  I assume it's my sub-conscious mind's way of re-creating long-vanished (and dearly cherished) moments from the days of my expired youth.

The last three items I bought on the day - duly consumed

BABE Of The DAY - LYNDA CARTER...

LYNDA CARTER is thinking "I

wonder if Kid would go out with me on a

date?  I wonder if I should ask him?  I wonder

if he'll let me kiss him at the end of the evening?

I wonder if I should take my toothbrush with me?

I wonder if he's as good a lover as I've heard he

is?"  I guess that's why they call her WONDER

WOMAN.  (And the answer to all of that

 wondering  is a resounding Yes!)

JUSTICE INC. COVER GALLERY... (Updated)

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Here's a puzzler.  I've always thought that I left school in December 1974, yet I have a clear 'memory' of looking at #2 of DC's JUSTICE Inc. in English class one day, in the annexe huts at the back of my school's 'Old Block'.  Problem is, this title didn't come out until '75, so I wonder if I might actually have gone back to school after the Christmas holidays for a few months.  It's probably just a false memory, arising from the fact that I drew The AVENGER's face on the inside cover of a paperback edition of Alistair MacLean's FEAR IS THE KEY.

You see, I read some of the novel in the same classroom and seem to remember drawing the face at the same time - which I couldn't have done if the comic didn't come out 'til '75.  So I must've done the drawing after leaving school, but because I link the book with the classroom, my memory naturally makes the same connection as regards the drawing.  And, as the drawing is of The Avenger, I likewise mis-associate the later comic with that earlier time.  The mind tends to play tricks with the memory in that way on occasion, don't you find?

However, you're not interested in any of that p*sh!  No, you're only here for the covers, so gracious as ever, I'll shut up and let you get on with looking at them.  Two KUBERTs and two KIRBYs - I sure do spoil you and no mistake!

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Y'know, I have to be honest and say that Jack Kirby's art in issues 2-4 isn't that great.  It looks rushed and even more 'cartoony' than normal for this period of his career, as if he wasn't much interested in the character and was merely knocking out the pages in order to meet his monthly quota.  Of course, it's always possible that he was filling in for another artist at the last moment and had to turn them 'round faster than usual, but they're far from being his finest moment.

Bonus:  Below, the unused cover art for #1 by interior artist AL McWILLIAMS.

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PART TEN Of The INCREDIBLE TRI-MAN...

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Another dynamic double-episode of SMASH!'s The INCREDIBLE TRI-MAN to astound and amaze all you cavortin' Criv-ites.  Enjoy them while you can, o fellow fans, because there are only another two parts to go in this sensational series.  Yup, a mere 8 pages more and the awesome adventures of JOHNNY SMALL's superhero alter-ego come to an end.  Don't dare miss 'em!   You'd hate yourself - and that would never do!

BABE Of The DAY - ROMOLA GARAI...

Who needs words?  Crivs, I give

you the ravishing ROMOLA GARAI.

(But I want her back soon, mind.)

DOUBLE VISION - SUPERMAN & CLARK KENT TOGETHER... (Updated)

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You've got to hand it to DC - once they cop on to a good idea, they milk it for all it's worth and then some.  SUPERMAN and his alter ego CLARK KENT together on a comic mag's cover is a case in point.  Presumably, with whatever issue DC started doing it, it sold more than usual so, hey - let's do it again (and again, and again, etc.)!  So here's just a handful (if you've got no more than 10 fingers) of Superman/Clark Kent covers to show all you pantin' Criv-ites just what I'm yappin' about.  (Okay, some of them are symbolic, but they still count in my book.)

And another five for your attention.  (Thank JP for two of them.)

And here's one where it's not actually meant to be Clark Kent, but,

as far as visual impact goes, it gives that impression at first glance.

(BOND) BABE Of The DAY - MADELINE SMITH...

"Doctor, I keep seeing the magnificent

MADELINE SMITH everywhere - what's

wrong with me?"  "Don't worry, the nurse will

give you an injection for that - here she is now."

"On second thought, Doc, forget the injection

and ask her to give me a bed bath!"

KLASSIC KOMIC KOVERS: GIANT-SIZE AVENGERS #1...

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Any excuse for a bit of JOHN ROMITA art, and the cover of Giant-Size AVENGERS #1 provides just that.  Romita was probably the only artist (at the time) who could follow STEVE DITKO on SPIDER-MAN, and lift the mag to new heights of glory.  (He was also great at pinch-hitting on The FANTASTIC FOUR after JACK KIRBY defected to DC, 'til Big JOHN BUSCEMA picked up the reins.)

John Romita - an artist's artist.  'Nuff said! 

BABE Of The DAY - ROMOLA GARAI...

Lithe, sinuous, sexy body; Sultry,

sensuous eyes and inviting, luscious lips.

All those attributes (and more) are just how

ROMOLA GARAI describes me, but let's

focus on her charms instead.  After all, I

 already know how wonderful I am.

PART SIX Of KIRBY 'KOCK-UPS' - The GLOVES ARE ON...

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There are actually two boo-boos in this dynamic splash page - see if you can spot 'em.  Firstly, The BEAST's arms are too long (even for him) - and he's wearing gloves.  As you can see in the first two panels (below) of the following page, the gloves soon disappear, but ol' JK really shouldn't have drawn them to begin with.

Conclusion: Another Kirby 'Kock-Up'.  (But I'm sure we all forgive him, don't we?)  Another one soon, comicbook fans!

The INCREDIBLE TRI-MAN - PART NINE...

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Another thrilling episode of the titanic TRI-MAN, Criv-ite chums!  Hopefully, more of you are enjoying this series than is indicated by the number of comments, but we'll see it through to the end regardless.  ("I've started, so I'll finish!")  Okay, let's see what's happening to teenager JOHNNY SMALL's awesome alias.  Feel free to leave a comment if you so desire!

ANOTHER BABE Of The DAY - ELKE SOMMER...

The lovely ELKE SOMMER sits

transfixed in astonishment at my manly-

man physique, as she watches me clamber

out of my ol' YOGI BEAR costume after a

fancy-dress party.  (If you think it's easy

 writing these captions, you try it!)

SHE'S GOT YOU - PATSY CLINE...

Here's PATSY CLINE with a real sad song to make you

blue.  However, if you're like me, you'll soon cheer up when

you realize that someone else is feeling more miserable than

you are.  Always look on the bright side is what I say.

KIRBY 'KOCK-UPS' PART FIVE - The RETURN Of 'LEFTY' RICHARDS...

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Nice pic by JACK KIRBY - and it looks as if JK used a live model or a photograph as reference when he drew that baby.  What I want to know, though, is why he could never give some characters the correct number of right and left hands or feet.  Here's another example of him having made that boob.  Of course, REED being made of rubber (essentially), I suppose it could be argued that he can bend (and shape) his fingers any which way he likes.

PART FOUR Of KIRBY 'KOCK-UPS' - A MAN CALLED 'LEFTY'...

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Here's REED RICHARDS (aka MISTER FANTASTIC) in FF #1, making a lasso out of his arm - and turning his right hand into another left one.  Yup, artist JACK KIRBY 'kocked-up' again, but hey - didn't he do it nicely?

BABE Of The DAY - ROMOLA GARAI...

Don't know who she is (aside from being

an actress), but ROMOLA GARAI is certainly

a 'Babe'.  That's quite a big tear in the side of her

skirt, you'd think she'd mend it.  (Though don't

hurry on my account, Romola.)

The CRUNCH COVER GALLERY - PART THIRTEEN...

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"Unlucky for some" goes the old saying in relation to the number thirteen, and such is the case with this thirteenth part of The CRUNCH Cover Gallery.  That's because it marks the finish of this series as, with issue #54, the comic reached the end of the line as a separate title, being merged with The HOTSPUR the following week.  It had been DCT's bold attempt to rival the popularity of rival IPC's 2000 A.D., but such a fate was not to be and it ended with a whimper, not a bang!

Look at that 'The MIGHTY THOR!' cover above.  A bit cheeky, but the comic was in its death throes, so why not?  I occasionally have a strange dream where I'm in a newsagent's and see British MARVEL comics on sale which look as if they've been published by DCT - same paper, same glued spines, the lot.  I'm pretty sure I first had the dream before the above title saw print, but I'd certainly not have minded in the slightest if Thomson's had been tasked with producing Marvel U.K.'s output.

And so The Crunch faded into history - gone, but never quite forgotten by those who bought and read it at the time.  Were you one of them?  Tell your fellow Criv-ites what this weekly comic meant to you in the comments section.