Monday, 4 September 2017

PART TWO OF TORNADO COVER GALLERY...


Copyright REBELLION

Here you are, peeps - part two of our superb TORNADO cover gallery, IPC's weekly comic from 1979 that only lasted for a mere 22 issues before being merged into 2000 A.D.  The only strips to carry over into the combined comic were The MIND Of WOLFIE SMITH, BLACKHAWK, and one-page humour strip CAPTAIN KLEP.  My favourite strip was VICTOR DRAGO, based very much on SEXTON BLAKE, but the artwork was nicely atmospheric.  Did you have a favourite character in this short-lived comic, readers?  Then tell all in the comments section.   


The ed slipped up here - it's 'baloney', not 'boloney'







'Special news inside for all our readers!' was Tornado's
version of the classic 'Great news inside, chums!' line




And below is an ad from another IPC comic, heralding the forthcoming release of the first issue of Tornado in 1979.

TORNADO COVER GALLERY - PART ONE...


Copyright REBELLION

On March 31st 1979, IPC Magazines launched a new (undated - for the first issue anyway) weekly comic upon the waiting world.  I doubt the world was actually waiting for yet another comic, but that's what it got, it the form of TORNADO.  The strange thing is, it only lasted 22 issues, making it a hat trick for IPC, as two previous periodicals at the start of the '70s - THUNDER and JET - had each likewise lasted only 22 issues.  What was it about the number 22 that seemingly sounded the 'death knell' for any IPC publication that wasn't doing too well?  Was it something to do with how long the sales figures took to come in before deciding on a comic's fate?  If you know the answer, then share it with the rest of us and don't be selfish.

Tornado had a real live superhero in the form of artist DAVE GIBBONS, but even his much-vaunted might couldn't save the paper from cancellation ('great news inside, chums'), and it was merged with 2000 A.D. #127 on August 18th 1979.  Apparently, the comic was created to use up strips originally commissioned for STARLORD and ACTION, but had the comic proven a success, no doubt it would've continued indefinitely (or at least until sales started to slip).  I'll not bother giving you a rundown of the strips contained within the comic, as you can see most of them in the magnificent cover gallery I've so generously laid on for your edification and entertainment below.

Alas, poor Tornado - you didn't even manage to whip up a small breeze, but here we are, 38 years later, paying tribute to your memory.  Don't forget to come back for part two, Criv-ite chums - coming soon.  (That's 'soon' as I can be bothered, to be precise.)  Feel free to share any memories you have of this mag with the rest of us, frantic ones.
  











Below, the free gifts given away with the first two issues.  Can't remember where the third gift is, or even what it was, and the ish is now tucked safely back in its box in a cupboard - so I ain't emptying it again to find out.  Anyone out there know?  Was it the Team Tornado Pass, or did that come with the wallet?


Sunday, 3 September 2017

I'M FEELING BLUE AND SEEING RED - MY BOOMERANG DIDN'T COME BACK...

Copyright relevant owner

I saw this comic for sale on eBay recently and it brought back a specific childhood memory.  You see, I once had a three-cornered blue boomerang, given away with a D.C. THOMSON comic I think, and I remember taking it with me to school one morning - perhaps the very morning I acquired it.  I tried it out in the playground, but it landed on top of the roof of one of the annexe huts.  There it stayed for a few days, and I had to forlornly gaze down at it from one of the classroom windows in the main building, tormented by the fact that it seemed forever beyond my reach.  A few days later it was gone, but I never knew whether some agile schoolboy had climbed up a drainpipe to retrieve it, or it had been blown off the roof by a 'sudden gust of wind' during the night and been claimed by some lucky kid (though not this one).

Many years later (around 10 or 11), I acquired a duplicate boomerang (except for the colour, which was red), given away with the first issue of TORNADO (a different comic to the one above), and though I was extremely happy to have it, whenever I looked at it, I couldn't help but think of my original blue one and wish I'd been brave enough to climb onto the annexe hut's roof and rescue it.  I sometimes wonder if the person who took possession of it has any specific happy memories of playing with it, which are dear to him, or is it a childhood toy he's long-forgotten?  If any readers know which DCT comic gave away a three-cornered blue boomerang in the '60s, I'd appreciate you letting me know.  Maybe that wee blue boomerang (or at least one of its clones) will come back to me yet.  Below is a picture of my red one, acquired back in 1979, to kick-start your memories.

BABE Of The DAY - JERI RYAN...



Sizzlin' JERI RYAN seems to
be unaware of the ginormous tadpole
climbing up her blouse to steal a wee keek
down the valley of her ample bosom.  Hey,
Tad - wanna swap places for a moment?
Nah?  Bah!  What a selfish git!

KLASSIC KIRBY KOMIC KOVERS: SECRET EMPIRE #10...

Image copyright MARVEL COMICS

Once a splash page, now a cover, this JACK KIRBY illustration on the variant edition of SECRET EMPIRE #10 is one to have, o keepers of the flame.  Nip along to your nearest comics shop and see if you can buy one, why don'tcha?!  Good to see so many Kirby covers on such a wide range of comic mags these days, I'm sure you'll agree.

CATS & DOGS - BUT NO RAIN...



Who doesn't like cats and dogs?  Then you're a
weirdo!  For normal folk, here's a compilation of
cats and dogs meeting for the first time.  Ahhh.

Saturday, 2 September 2017

RECOMMENDED READING: GENERATIONS #1 (ONE-SHOT)...

Image copyright MARVEL COMICS

Here's a mag I really enjoyed, frantic ones - GENERATIONS #1, a one-shot featuring two THORS.  Got a nice line in humour and, should you be lucky enough to get the variant cover edition with a JACK KIRBY illustration, then you'll have a nice little addition for your collection.  I've got mine - have you got yours yet?

Friday, 1 September 2017

BABE Of The DAY - SOPHIA LOREN...



The stunning SOPHIA LOREN
looks in the mirror and asks "Does my
bum look big in this?"  No, it looks just
like the rest of you - superb.  (Sexist?
 Me?  Behave yourselves - never!)

SEE IF YOU CAN 'WADE' THROUGH THIS POST ABOUT A BEAR IN A BOX...


Yes, yes, I know I've shown you this WADE porcelain YOGI BEAR before - more than once in fact - but this time there's a difference.  I've got three of these Yogi figures, including the original one I bought back around 1970, plus two I got via eBay, one with the box.  Here's the thing though - I didn't realise when I bought the boxed one ('cos it wasn't mentioned in the ad) that it didn't have its inner tray.  Boxed ones are so hard to find that I decided to keep it anyway, and I made an inner tray myself as best as I could remember it.

However, a few nights ago, I noticed another one on eBay, so immediately contacted the seller to see if he would supply me with a scan or photo of the tray, which he kindly did.  Using the supplied photo as a template, I created a duplicate tray, which is as much like an original as it's possible to be.  In fact, if I hadn't just told you, you'd probably never have realised it wasn't the original, even though it's probably better, as the original trays weren't always cut and folded as well as they could've been.  (I've not folded mine too perfectly, in order to keep the spirit of the original.)

So, finally, wee Yogi's home is as it should be and all's right with the world.  I love a happy ending, don't you?  (And don't worry about the other two Yogis - they get a turn in the box as well every now and again.)

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(I've just looked again at earlier photos culled from eBay, wherein the tray is only partially visible, and see that it differs from the recent photo I was given.  It would therefore appear that variant trays were used during the production of this item, which was made between 1962 and '63.) 

AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE DISTINGUISHED COMPETITION...

Covers copyright DC COMICS

Just so all you Criv-ites don't think I'm showing favouritism, here's a half-dozen DC KIRBY Specials celebrating the great man's birth 100 years ago.  Rush out and buy 'em all today if you haven't already!  For every one you purchase, I receive 99% of the cover price.  (Of course I'm kidding - how could that ever happen?!)

THERE'S NOTHING DIRTY ABOUT THIS DOZEN - THEY'RE MARVEL-LOUS...

Covers copyright MARVEL COMICS

Hi, peeps! I've shown some of these covers individually in previous posts, but here's the lot of 'em lying on my carpet so that I can feast my eyes on all 12 of them at the same time.  I'll show the five last ones in individual piccies in an upcoming post, and may well do an 'omnibus' post just because I'm in love with them.  Did you buy all 12?  No?  Are you nuts?!  Get along to your nearest comics shop now and snap up any you missed!  Celebrating JACK KIRBY's centenary, they're absolute 'must haves'.

Tuesday, 29 August 2017

JACK KIRBY AT 100 - AN EVALUATION...



In this, the 100th year of JACK KIRBY's birth, the man has been getting a great deal of attention recently - and deservedly so.  When Jack was good, he was excellent, and when he was great, he was sensational.  However, reading online articles about what a creative genius Jack was, and how he was a prophetic visionary who influenced just about every aspect of popular culture - well, it leaves me feeling a little uneasy at times.  I just can't help thinking that some of it goes just a little too far.  Admire the man if you want, recognise and respect his creative contributions throughout his cosmic career in comics, but remember that he was merely a 'king' and not a god.  There's no need to 'deify' him, and some of the retrospective re-evaluations of Jack's work tend to paint a portrait that doesn't always faithfully resemble its subject.  It removes the warts, refines the pores, and adds a few extra inches (if not feet) in stature; it turns plaster into marble, and polishes over cracks to give the impression that a solid bronze bust is a priceless gold statue.  I'm speaking multi-metaphorically of course, but you get the idea.

When it came to action, Jack Kirby at his peak was unbeatable.  His pages pulsated with life, and every panel flowed into the next with seamless ease, resulting in almost unparalleled sequential storytelling.  Even when characters just stood around talking for a page, a sense of impending drama simply oozed from every picture.  You'd get long shots, medium shots, close-ups, and views from the balcony.  A page was a stage to Jack and he dressed it accordingly.  Sure, his characters cast shadows that bore no resemblance to either them or reality, and sometimes they had two left hands or feet and the relative sizes of players weren't always proportionally consistent, but, boy - did his pages sing.  Yeah, knees were square, fingers each had around six joints, eyes were often on a different level, and feet were the size of shoe boxes, but every panel made an impact that was nearly off-the-scale.  There's no doubt that Jack was a major force to be reckoned with in comicbook storytelling, and there's no getting away from that fact.

But a Jack Kirby page was a Jack Kirby page, and if his abstract musculature and idiosyncratic anatomy didn't quite appeal to your artistic sensibilities, I can quite understand why.  When measured against the contemporaneous artwork of NEAL ADAMS, JOE KUBERT, CURT SWAN, BERNIE WRIGHTSON, etc., Jack's '70s work had a distinctly cartoonish quality that seemed somewhat out-of-step with those around him.  In my (not so) humble opinion, his CHALLENGERS Of The UNKNOWN pages inked by WALLY WOOD were far superior to anything he ever drew in KAMANDI, because they were much more illustrative and far less abstract.  Sadly, over time, age and illness took their toll on Jack, and his later projects, like HUNGER DOGS, are best passed over with no more than a cursory glance.  Those who would disagree with my seemingly harsh (though I'd say 'honest') assessment will point out, as evidence to the contrary, that most of Jack's work - even those mags which were regarded at the time as commercial failures (like the FOURTH WORLD series) - are currently available in expensive reprint volumes.  Well, of course they are, but that's no surprise - the work has already been paid for and there's a hungry book market to feed.

And remember, over the years, a cult has been built-up around Jack, not only by those who truly respect him, but also by those who benefit from keeping his name alive and exploiting his legend and legacy.  There's always been money in nostalgia from a publisher's point of view, and, that apart, it's completely understandable that many of today's comic creators, whose childhood was set against the tapestry of Jack's lesser DC work, are constantly reviving those concepts so that they can get to play in Jack's sandbox.  Some people hail the Fourth World series as Jack's masterpiece, and who am I to tarnish the shine of their childhood joys?  However, to me, Jack's DC work was mainly an interesting, mildly entertaining interlude, which pales into insignificance against his '60s MARVEL collaborations with STAN LEE.  I say 'interlude', but, sadly, the truth is that 'act two' of Jack's career at Marvel never really took off, even if it was later shoehorned into Marvel continuity by those loath to jettison anything created by 'King' Kirby.

And now we get to the crux of the matter.  Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.  You may think that even if some of the accolades currently being heaped on Jack's crown are prone to hyperbole, then so what?  It's merely redressing many years of imbalance where Jack received what was perceived by many to be a detrimentally disproportionate share of the credit and glory for his role in co-creating the Marvel universe.  And there's something in that, to be sure.  Whatever it was that Stan did (which is not to be construed as Stan's contribution being a mystery), he probably wouldn't have got to do it had Jack not been part of the equation.  Likewise, Jack's contribution probably wouldn't have been held in such awe at the time (and today), had it not been for Stan's significant input.  Let's face the facts.  Jack's art had always been what it was: dynamic, power-packed, well-composed, interesting - just about anything good you care to say about it.  So what marks the difference between the strips he created and wrote by himself, and those he did with Stan Lee?  The answer is staring you in the face - Stan Lee.

If, for the sake of discussion, we leave out Stan for a moment, and imagine that Jack had created, scripted and drawn all the Marvel characters he worked on - by himself - what would the difference have been?  I'd suggest that there's a strong likelihood that most of those characters wouldn't be around today.  Sure, the art would've looked just as dynamic, just as imposing, just as pleasing-to-the-eye as it had always done, but that alone was never enough to ensure the success or longevity of a Kirby comic.  BOYS' RANCH, FIGHTING AMERICAN, The STRANGE WORLD Of YOUR DREAMS, and most of Jack's '70s DC and Marvel mags amply testify to that fact.  What separated '60s Marvel books from their competitors was the characterisation, the dialogue, the humour, the irreverence, the continuity - most of which came from Stan in the early years (with notable contributions from LARRY LIEBER, and later, ROY THOMAS).

It should also be remembered that, if not for Stan promoting his collaborators and singing their praises, 'King' Kirby would likely never have been crowned, and his name might be even more obscure today among the general public than some claim it to be.  (Sure, Jack had already enjoyed name-recognition with previous collaborator JOE SIMON, but the new wave of readers in the 1960s would have been largely unaware of his various past accomplishments.)  Likewise, Stan would probably never have had the opportunity to show what he was capable of without Jack to inspire him to rise to the challenge.  They both needed one another to bring out the best in each of them.  Strawberries are nice, and cream is nice, but together they're sublime.  'Twas the same with Stan and Jack.

Then why, you might ask, did Stan make more money out of Marvel than Jack did?  Well, Stan was a salaried employee of publisher MARTIN GOODMAN's company, whereas Jack was a freelancer - a position he preferred, it should be noted.  And though, in the latter stages of their collaboration, it appears that Jack was mainly the 'ideas' man, when you get down to it (to a certain extent), ideas are ten a penny.  It's not so much having ideas that counts, but what you do with them, and Stan often seems to have known what to do with them far better than Jack himself did.  Jack had so many ideas (especially over at DC), that he often couldn't discern which ones were 'keepers' and which ones weren't.  In an ideal world, Jack would have been better compensated for his Marvel work, but he took the 'king's shilling' (no pun intended) in order to make a living, and though he later came to consider himself underpaid, he did very well for himself by the standards of the day.  He certainly made far more than the average wage of the time (though he also put in more than the average hours).  I once read somewhere exactly what Jack earned, translated into what it would equate to today, and believe me, it wasn't insignificant.

And now we come to MARK EVANIER.  In the main, Mark Evanier strikes me as the kind of guy who, if he says it's Christmas, you hang up your stocking and decorate the tree, but I sometimes think he was too close to Jack to be entirely objective about him.  He adores Jack, loves Jack, sees him as almost like a father figure (and the words 'almost like' may well be redundant there), and, out of all diehard Kirby fans, may well be the one who has been fairest to Stan Lee.  (In print at least; he tends to play to the anti-Stan fans a bit at his Kirby panel discussions.)  Mark has said (and I don't doubt his veracity or sincerity for a second) that Jack predicted back in the '60s that his characters would one day be the subjects of big-budget movies, and that he also knew his comics would eventually be reprinted in expensive collected editions in the future.  Well, that future is now upon us, but does it prove that Jack was a prescient prophet, or that he merely recognised the inevitability of 'big business' (like GODCORPS) mining everything around it in order to make a buck, regardless of any inherent worth - or lack of it?

Remember, modern movie-makers saw more potential in HOWARD The DUCK as a big-screen outing before they ever detected any in the characters Jack created or co-created.  And don't forget that the very first CAPTAIN AMERICA movie from 1990 was a great big steaming pile of poo.  The financial potential of a comicbook character is often realised not by any inherent worth in the original material, but by how well it is executed on screen by the creative-types behind the movie; it stands or falls on their vision (and ability to deliver), often moreso than that of the character's creator.  It would be theoretically possible to take a really lame character, seemingly devoid of any obvious promise, and make a successful movie franchise out of it - if those behind it had the imagination, the budget - and, of course, the required talent.

But, hey - I'm not trying to 'do down' Jack Kirby - certainly not in this, his centenary year.  No, I'm merely trying to keep a more realistic sense of perspective about him.  Never met the man, never saw him, never spoke with him, so I'm not as 'close' to him as those who knew, or worked, or lived with him are.  (Though his name and artwork were almost a constant presence during my comics-buying youth.)  However, one usually has a better sense of perspective about something the farther away from it one is - simply because it can then be seen in a wider context.  Sometimes that applies to people as well.

Happy 100th Birthday, Jack.  Wherever you are, you can rest assured that you did us and yourself proud.  You and Stan created something of lasting value in your Marvel characters, and, to my mind at least, you each deserve equal credit for them.  They would never have been what they are without both of you.


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(Those, if any, who've read this post more than once may have noticed a few amendments between readings, as I've been refining the text where I feel it could be expressed in a more articulate, clearer, and smoother way.  Oh, the power of being your own editor - it's intoxicating.) 

Monday, 28 August 2017

JACK'S 100TH ANNIVERSARY ISSUES...


Images copyright MARVEL COMICS

As you all know (and if you don't, you should, 'cos I mentioned it earlier), today is what would've been JACK (King) KIRBY's 100th Birthday.  Therefore, I thought it would be nice to show the 100th issues of Jack's (and STAN LEE's) most famous MARVEL characters - namely The FANTASTIC FOUR and The MIGHTY THOR.  So without any further ado, here they are.  Do you have the original comics shown here?  I do! 


Tell you what - let's make it a threesome.  Here's CAPTAIN AMERICA #100 (formerly TALES To ASTONISH), but it's really the first ish of his own title in the Marvel Age.

BABE Of The DAY - ELKE SOMMER...



I'm going to resist the temptation
to make any jokes about lovely ELKE
SOMMER's cup size, as that'd be just
far too obvious.  (What?  I'm talking 
 about her drinking cup!  Sheesh.)

HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY JACK KIRBY...



Had JACK 'King' KIRBY still been with us, he'd have been celebrating his 100th Birthday today.  Well, in a big sense, he is still with us, and probably will be for at least another 100 years.  Happy Birthday, Jack.

WHAT'S IN A NAME...?




I've just scoffed a KitKat with a luverly cup of char - a Nestle's KitKat, though I'm old enough to recall when they were by Rowntree's.  This started me thinking as to how many of today's young adults grew up never knowing anything other than Nestle's KitKats, or Nestle's Caramacs (which used to be made by MacKintosh's), and other familiar confectionery items from childhood that were once the product of other companies.  Remember Raspberry Ruffle bars, made by Jameson's?  In the early '90s, Cadbury's name suddenly started to appear on Ruffle bars, though I'm unaware as to whether they bought out Jameson's or already owned them.  After a short while, it changed from plain (dark) chocolate to milk chocolate, and it wasn't very long before the bar disappeared off the shelves, seemingly forever.  (I don't know why they didn't just have two versions of the bar, one plain, the other milk, but there you go.  H'mm, now that I think about it, maybe they did for a while, before phasing out the plain one and just leaving the milk.)



However, nothing is forever, and a few years later, Ruffle bars resurfaced, again bearing the Jameson's name, but this time manufactured by a company called Monkhill Confectionery (which, it turns out, was owned by Cadbury, but for how long that was the case, I just don't know).  Today (still with the Jameson's name on the wrapper), they're produced by a company called Tangerine (who bought Monkhill from Cadbury in 2008), proving that you can't keep a good chocolate bar down.  One of the things I really miss about the legendary Woolworth's is that I can no longer purchase (from their renowned Pic 'n' Mix counter) individually wrapped Raspberry Ruffle sweets in whatever quantity I want.  However, they are available (still in individual wrappers) in bags from pound shops and, no doubt, other stores.



Talking of Rowntree's (as I was in the first paragraph), the last time I looked (not too long ago), the only sweets still carrying the name was Rowntree's Fruit Pastilles.  (Just found out that there's also Rowntree's Randoms, whatever they might be.  Oh, and we mustn't forget Jelly Tots.)  In fact, some years ago, I purchased a tubular, zip-up pencil case which looked like a giant-size tube of Fruit Pastilles.  I dimly remember seeing some item of confectionery bearing the MacKintosh name only relatively recently, but can't for the moment recollect precisely what it was.  Toffees perhaps?  Anyone know?  As well as Caramac, MacKintosh used to make Quality Street, Rolo, and Toffee Crisp, as well as a few others, I'd imagine.  Anyway, Rowntree and MacKintosh merged in 1969 to become - you guessed it - Rowntree MacKintosh, but Nestle bought them over in 1988.



Does anyone else miss the original manufacturers' names on their favourite sweets, or am I (as usual) the only one?  And is it just me who still calls Snickers by their original name of Marathon?  Ah, KitKats, Fruit Pastilles, Smarties, and Jelly Tots - they'll always be by Rowntree's to me.  (I notice they've now dropped the apostrophe from their name.)  And Caramacs, Rolos, Toffee Crisp, and Quality Street by MacKintosh, natch!  What can I say?  I just don't like change (on the whole).  Nestle's should have stuck with Milky Bars - after all, the Milky Bars are on them.

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(Regarding the original Raspberry Ruffle bars, back in the '60s, they used to come on a little cardboard tray (like Bounty), wrapped in a deep red cellophane wrapper, lined inside in the middle with a strip of silver foil.  Anyone remember that?  I used to amuse myself by peeling the silver strip of foil from off the back of the cellophane.)

(Below - some of the above-mentioned items.)