"ENTER FREELY, AND OF YOUR OWN WILL..."

This is where I live on my family estate.  It's a graveyard, and I

have this nice little crypt-house, which, much like the TARDIS, is

far bigger in the inside than it is on the out.  There's me in the photo

below emerging in time to look for something to eat.  There's always

some foolish mortal passing through to provide a tasty snack , and

being a graveyard, disposing of the leftovers is no problem. 

Despite its severe exterior, it's really quite comfy inside.  You

may find that hard to believe so take a look at the pictures below.

There's an underground room where I keep a few of my collectables,

and I thought you might like to see them.  But one word of warning -

if you ever visit and the church clock starts to toll the midnight hour,

get out as quickly as you can before the final chime strikes.  Other-

wise you're solely responsible for whatever fate may befall you.

(Buuurrrpp!  'Scuse me, I've just had a bite of someone

something.)  Anyway, enjoy the pretty pictures.