You're right, sensational Paige
Spiranac wouldn't look twice at a
bloke like me, but I've a plan to change
that. First I'll buy a Lottery ticket, then
if I get the winning numbers, I'll become
totally irresistible to women everywhere.
(Well, my millions of pounds winnings
will be irresistible, but it's the same
thing at the end of the day.)
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