Yes, you're right. The sensational Paige Spiranac wouldn't look twice at a guy like me, but I have a plan to change that. First I'll spend £2 on a Lottery ticket, then all I have to do is be lucky enough to have the winning numbers - which will make me totally irresistible to all women. (Well, my millions of pounds winnings would be irresistible, but it works out the same thing at the end of the day.)
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