Thursday, 19 March 2015

BABE OF THE DAY - KATE UPTON...



Here's a picture of my girlfriend, who
bears an uncanny resemblance to KATE
UPTON.  That's mainly because she is Kate
Upton - although, okay, I admit it - she's not
my girlfriend.  (So I only half lied.)

6 comments:

Colin Jones said...

Like in that Billy Joel song - "Upton Girl".

Kid said...

You made a funny, CJ? Are you ill?

Colin Jones said...

Kid, that reminds me of a Les Dawson sketch where he tells the audience that some old dear is celebrating her one hundred and eleventh birthday - the audience claps and then somebody comes on and whispers in his ear - Les then says "Ladies and gentlemen I apologise, she's not 111 - she's ill". My father couldn't stand Les Dawson which baffled me as I thought he was hilarious.

Kid said...

I liked some of his monologues, but found his piano-playing antics boring. I think he was an Opportunity Knocks winner, if I recall correctly.

Colin Jones said...

Well, I loved his Mother-in-Law jokes - "I know when my Mother-in-Law is coming to visit because the mice are throwing themselves on the traps" or "My Mother-in-Law's favourite record is an LP of Hitler's speeches". Amazingly, this is now considered offensive. Sigh...

Kid said...

The PC Brigade strikes again!

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