Thursday, 4 June 2020

COMPLETE SETS Of U.S. COMICS...


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Following on from my earlier post about my complete sets of UK comics, I thought I'd now turn my attention to complete runs of my US collections, or at least the ones that spring readily to mind.  As is likely with my British comics, I've probably overlooked some American ones too, but don't worry - there'll still be enough pretty pictures of comics covers for you to gaze lovingly and longingly at.




Okay, I'll just list them rather than warble on about them, so let's go.  MARVEL ones first, as they occur to me, not in order of publication.  SILVER SURFER (18 issues), 2001, A SPACE ODYSSEY (10 issues), OMEGA The UNKNOWN (10 issues), The MONSTER Of FRANKENSTEIN (18 issues), The ETERNALS (19 issues & one Annual), X-MEN The EARLY YEARS (17 issues), CONAN CLASSIC (11 issues), DOCTOR WHO (23 issues), MARVEL SUPER-HEROES MEGAZINE (6 issues), SPIDER-MAN MEGAZINE (6 issues), The THING (36 issues), The WORLD'S GREATEST COMICS MAGAZINE (12 issues), GIANT-SIZE FANTASTIC FOUR (6 issues).

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DC issues.  NEW GODS (11 issues), FOREVER PEOPLE (11 issues), ORION (25 issues), BLACK MAGIC (9 issues), WEIRD WORLDS (8 issues), WANTED (9 issues), SECRET ORIGINS ('70s, 7 issues, '80s, 50 issues & 3 Annuals), SWAMP THING ('70s, 24 issues), LEGEND Of The BATMAN (3 issues), MAN Of STEEL (6 issues), WORLD OF KRYPTON (4 issues), WORLD Of METROPOLIS (4 issues), WORLD Of SMALLVILLE (4 issues), SUPERMAN The SECRET YEARS (4 issues), LEGENDS (6 issues), The STALKER (4 issues), TOR ('75, 6 issues, '08, 6 issues), BEOWULF (6 issues).

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ATLAS issues.  WULF The BARBARIAN (4 issues), The GRIM GHOST (3 issues).

Anyway, that's all I can think of for the moment.  There are others, but until I see them again to remind me I have them, they'll have to go unheralded.  Any Crivs got any complete sets of the above mags? 

Wednesday, 3 June 2020

VARIATIONS On A COVER - The AVENGERS...


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"The only good alien... is a dead alien!" could well be the mental motto of DONALD TRUMP.  (What an apt surname for someone who's such an @rse, don't you think?  See?  Comics and politics side-by-side - is there nothing I can't do?)  Anyway, not much that you haven't seen here before, Crivs, aside from the UK version of the cover to The MIGHTY AVENGERS #89 (above).  I've shown the two TRUE BELIEVERS incarnations previously, but I thought it would be handy if I put all four variations together in the one post, so here they are.  Enjoy comparing the differences (if you've nothing better to do).



AT LAST! The RETURN Of SMASH! A PERSONAL REVIEW...

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Well, 49 years after the last issue of the weekly comic bit the dust, SMASH! returns in the form of a US style comicbook, though only one of the characters in this new incarnation actually appeared in the original periodical.  So who's inside this power-packed publication and do the revived strips cut the mustard?  I'm perfectly willing to share my impressions of the 7 stories, but you may well have other ideas - different horses for different courses as they say.


The SPIDER, JOHNNY FUTURE and The HOUSE Of DOLMANN are solid, entertaining reads, and THUNDERBOLT The AVENGER and MYTEK The MIGHTY are fine, but The STEEL CLAW and CURSITOR DOOM/JASON HYDE strips suffer from an infusion of humour that isn't in accord with their original more serious incarnations and compromises any sense of suspense or drama.  In the latter's case, I suppose it's difficult to match the atmosphere of ERIC BRADBURY's moody artwork, but I'd have preferred something closer to his style.


There'a an absurd scene in the Claw strip where six characters with similar powers to LOUIS CRANDELL (but in different body parts), combine into one villain, which is ridiculous as they've presumably just become invisible like Crandell, not intangible, so they'd simple get in each other's way.  Also, in the Doom/Hyde strip, the bad guy says "You are the one that hordes power" - shouldn't that be 'hoards'?  Where are the proofreaders when they're needed?


The lettering on Thunderbolt is too narrow, and the art on Mytek is smudged and blurred, with what appears to be 'construction' lines in evidence, but overall the mag is worth buying, whether you read Smash! back in the day or not.  Standout artist of the whole ish is CHRIS WESTON, and it would've been nice to see him illustrate Johnny Future.  Not that there's anything wrong with TOM RANEY's art, but Chris's is more like that seen in UK comics back in the '60s.  Some lettering in the Dolmann strip runs off the page, being either the fault of the person responsible for placement, or the pages were reproduced slightly too large.


Anyway, I've included a few images to give you a taste, but like I say, the mag is definitely worth having.  Let's hope it sells out!  And take a look below to see what's coming in 2021.  Exciting or what?!

Incidentally, I see that some comic dealers are asking nearly £11 for this new ish on eBay - talk about chancing their arm?!  ('Free' postage they have the brass neck to say - even though they're charging more than twice the cover price.)  Best to get yours direct from Rebellion if you can't find it in any shops that are open.


Monday, 1 June 2020

DO YOU HAVE AN ORIGINAL IDEAL CAPTAIN ACTION?



I don't, but I do have the PLAYING MANTIS/JOHNNY LIGHTNING reissue from around 20 years ago.  (Actually, I've got two.)  That's him above with a shrink-wrapped replica of the box from the '60s.  I was surprised to discover that though the good Cap's feet can be moved up and down, they can't be turned from side-to-side like ACTION MAN/G.I. JOE or TOMMY GUNN, and I wondered if this was only on the reissue?  If you have an original figure, could you do me a favour and check whether his feet turn sideways, and let me know?  Ta much.

Sunday, 31 May 2020

DO YOU CRIVS HAVE ANY COMPLETE SETS OF COMICS? (Updated)

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I was thinking earlier (I do a fair bit of that) about which full sets of comics I have in my collection, and was surprised to realise I had several more than I'd first estimated.  For example, I have a full set of SUPER DC, a UK monthly comic that lasted for 14 issues, plus I also have the Annual (described as a 'Bumper Book') that accompanied the series.  In fact, I have two complete sets of each.


Then I have a full set of KNOCKOUT from the '70s, comprising 106 issues, two Holiday Specials, and 13 Annuals.  But I'm getting them out of sequence - earlier comics were FANTASTIC and TERRIFIC, the former consisting of 89 issues, one Summer Special and three Annuals, the latter only 43 issues (no Annuals or Specials).


What's next?  All 15 issues of SCREAM!, plus five (I think) Holiday Specials  (I don't think there were any Annuals), as well as all 11 monthly issues of MARVEL UK's INDIANA JONES and its Christmas Special.  Also, all 58 issues of The TITANS weekly comic (and two Annuals), plus all 13 issues of the monthly Pocket Book of the same name, and also complete sets of The FANTASTIC FOUR Pocket Book, and also HULK Pocket Book.


Then there's 54 issues of DCT's The CRUNCH, all 50 issues of Marvel UK's The SUPER-HEROES, all 18 issues of The SAVAGE SWORD Of CONAN, all 19 issues of DC'S The SUPER HEROES, three Annuals and (arguably) two Spectaculars.  Also, not forgetting all 27 DOCTOR WHO CLASSIC COMICS and its Holiday Special.  And that's only British comics, I'll have to have a long hard think about my US ones, so that's a future post.


What have I missed?  Oh, 37 issues of The COMPLETE FANTASTIC FOUR and one Annual (issued after the comic's demise, but prepared while it was still being published).  Then there's all 95 issues of the revamped SMASH!, two (and a half) Summer Specials (the 'half' was combined with a VALIANT SS), and six (IPC) Smash! Annuals.


Oops, also forgot about all 39 issues of CAPTAIN BRITAIN (plus all 14 monthly issues from around the mid-'80s), 11 issues of The DAREDEVILS, all 17 issues (I think) of the first The MIGHTY WORLD Of MARVEL monthly (and Special), plus every single issue (however many that is) of PANINI's MWOM.  Oh, and BIG BEN (18 issues).  Anyway, do any of you Crivs have complete sets, and which one could you never part with.  Feel free to visit the comments section and tell all.

The WORLD'S GREATEST COMICS MAGAZINE COVER GALLERY (Updated)

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Way back in 2001, the first issue of a 12-part limited series made its debut, featuring The FABULOUS FANTASTIC FOUR.  The comic was ever-so-modestly (yes, I can do irony) christened The WORLD'S GREATEST COMICS MAGAZINE, and was a homage to the classic strips by STAN LEE & JACK KIRBY, drawn by various artists emulating (some better than others) the drawing style of Jolly Jack.  However, even the few issues that didn't exactly replicate JK's art style still managed to capture its spirit, and Stan Lee himself even scripted the last in the series.

It was collected into a hardback book in 2011 and, though I actually possess all 12 individual original issues, I've scanned the covers on view here from the collected edition simply because I'm too lazy to hunt through boxes and cupboards to find them.  However, I'm sure all you Crazy Crivs won't mind that in the slightest, so peel back your peepers and enjoy these magnificent MARVEL images in all their glory.  And if you'd like to leave a comment saying how much you appreciate them, then I won't object in the slightest.  (Go on - you know you want to.)

Update: Incidentally, having just re-read the book again, I was reminded of a glaring howler within its pages.  DOCTOR DOOM believes he's killed the Cosmic Quartet (in #6), yet later (in #8) one of his underlings says that The AVENGERS and the FF drove back SUB-MARINER's sea creatures and this elicits no surprise from Doom, who says that Richards can't stop him.  Then, in #11, Doom again says that the FF are dead, but in #12, talks as if Reed's still alive and shows no surprise when challenged by Reed near the end of the story.

Talk about inconsistency.  Maybe, if Marvel ever reprints this book, they can fix this boo-boo by revising the lettering where required.  Anyone else spot this error?
   











And below, if you can bear some slight repetition, are the front and back covers of this valiant volume.  Might still be in print if you'd like to track down a copy.

Saturday, 30 May 2020

SHIFTY CUMMINGS AND GOINGS...



What do you make of Dominic Cummings?  He's one of the shiftiest-looking individuals I've ever seen so perhaps it shouldn't surprise me that he's a lying piece of sh*t.  Even if we were to accept his excuse that he was testing his eyesight when he drove 30 miles to Barnard Castle (not counting the 250 miles he drove from London to Durham), surely that's even worse?  "I'm not sure I can see properly, so I'll get in my car and drive 30 miles, potentially endangering other road users as well as my wife and son."  Tosser!  (The fact that it was his wife's birthday on the day of their Castle visit was mere coincidence.  Aye, right!) 

Boris Johnson has shot himself right up the @rse by backing him, and the other Tories trying to gloss over Cumming's indiscretion have sacrificed any remnant of integrity they may have had by doing so.  Now that Corbyn's gone, Labour's chances of winning the next general election must surely have improved because of the double-standards displayed by the government and they've only got themselves to blame.  I can't think of a more blatant instance when a government has come out with such a crock of sh*t when trying to sweep wrongdoing under the carpet.

They must think we're all a bunch of cretins if they imagine for even a second that the public can't see what's gone on here - one law for the plebs and another law for them.  They all deserve a really good kicking - especially the weaselly, odious Cummings.  Got any thoughts on the matter, Crivvies?  Then you know where the comments section is.  Incidentally, I'm not being partisan here - what disgusts me is their lying and double-standards, not their political beliefs.  It seems to me that all politicians are nothing but professional liars.

Or do you think it's all a media witch-hunt on someone undeserving of it?  Cast your verdict now! 

BABE Of The DAY - A GODDESS To Be WORSHIPPED...


Dunno who she is, but she's at the
top of my list for a birthday present to
myself.  It's gonna be a scorcher today, so
the government has decreed that all women
this attractive should wear bikinis.  (Uglies
are to stay covered up.)  Honest - would I
lie to you?  (Might be SIERRA SKYE,
but I'm not 100% certain.)

Friday, 29 May 2020

WHY PHOTOGRAPHS ARE NOT ART...



Let's imagine that I'm a very great artist ("Yeah, we'd have to imagine!" says someone.)  Ho-ho, but humour me, Crivs.  Pretend I've painted a magnificent landscape which is hanging in a gallery, and that I'm standing in front of it admiring the fruits of my labour and talent.  (In much the same way that I stand in front of my mirror every morning and admire my rugged, manly-man handsomeness.)  Let's just say that I'm a 'natural' and that it all comes easily to me, with no great insight as to why I'm so gifted.  (Yes, we're still lingering in Imaginary Land.)

Then you come along and stand beside me, and take in my magnificent painting at a glance.  You then proceed to expound on why it's so magnificent - the use of colour, the composition, the technique, the detail, the brushwork, etc., - all things that I recognise when I hear you say them, but wasn't consciously aware of in the form of a list when I painted the picture.  That means that you have an artistic sensibility (perhaps even greater than mine - my imagined artistic sensibility for the purpose of this post that is), but you then astonish me when I ask if you're a painter too, and you say "No, I couldn't draw or paint to save myself."

So I'd say, if I may be so bold, that I have established one important fact.  Namely, that being able to recognise what is good in a piece of art (or anything) doesn't necessarily make us capable of producing it ourselves.  I remember, many years ago in primary school, drawing a picture of the young Arthur withdrawing Excalibur from the stone.  On either side of him stood two men, though I now can't recall who either of them were meant to be.  However, I'd drawn the curve of one man's left boot in a way that I was immensely proud of.  The curve was just 'right' and I was extremely pleased with it.

A fellow pupil looked at the drawing, pointed at the boot and said "That's a good boot."  He could see it too, though wasn't able to draw himself.  (Please, no jokes about self-portraits - you know what I mean.)  Imagine the irony of being able to recognise a specific talent in others while not being a receptacle of that particular talent ourselves.  And that's the case for just about everyone. I might be better at something than you are, but you're likely better at something else than me.

Voltaire once wrote "By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property."  I like that quote, but it's true only to a certain extent.  We can appreciate the beauty of someone as much as we want, but that won't in itself make us beautiful if we're not.  We can appreciate an excellent meal, but may not be able to cook such a high-quality repast ourselves.  You get the point.  I once worked as a letterer in comics, doing it the traditional way, by hand.  Now people with no calligraphic skills themselves, by using the computer fonts of others, describe themselves as letterers when they're really not.  They're simply typists or 'type-setters'.

So you couldn't fairly describe someone who recognises what makes a good picture but can't draw or paint one himself as an artist, could you?  And then you put a camera into his hands.  He sees opportunities for great pictures all around him and snaps away all day long.  Some of the results make spectacular photographs, but does that make them art and him an artist?  I'd say not, and here's why.  A photographer uses technology in the form of a camera that he couldn't manufacture himself.  "Ah, but artists use pencils, canvases, paints and brushes that they don't make themselves" you say.

True, but at one time, all artists did make their own 'tools' and mixed their own paints (from plants, blood, excrement and other things), and their innate ability to reproduce images in front of them (or from their imagination) resided in their mind and was translated through their hand, which they manipulated in such a way as to create an image on a piece of papyrus, paper, canvas, or cave wall.  The ability to create something from nothing lay in them, not their tools, which were mere servants with no inherent 'ability' in themselves.  Same goes for music I suppose. Musicians have the ability to use instruments to make music, but the music is 'in' them, not their instruments, which merely relay what's in a musician's mind (or soul).

However, it's very different when it comes to photography.  Using an 'optical machine' to capture an image in front of its lens isn't the same as producing a tune on an instrument.  With a camera, you point and shoot, and anything of interest, beauty, wonder, or excitement pre-exists outside of the camera, independent of the photographer, who has merely recognised that it would make a good photo.  If I invented a machine that, by the press of a button, could issue any tune sounding like any instrument I chose (regardless of the absence of musical ability in me, or any effort by me), would that make me a musician?  No, of course not.  Likewise, a machine that, by the press of a button, can capture any scene or view I point it at, doesn't make me an artist.

Another example worthy of consideration is woodwork.  Once, all furniture was made by hand. For instance, someone would cut and carve and shape and sand pieces of wood until they'd made a chair.  If it was an intricate, ornately-fashioned chair, finished to a high standard, then it could truly be said that the maker of the chair was at least a highly-skilled craftsman, even an artist. That designation would entirely depend on the intricacy of the design and the quality of the execution.  Just knocking something together that can be sat on is not the same thing.

So let's explore that further.  Nowadays, furniture is made by pushing blocks of wood through machines that ejects them on the other side in whatever size and shape required.  Then someone assembles the different pieces, gives them a sanding, a coat of varnish or a lick of paint and, hey presto - you have a chair, or a stool, or a sideboard or whatever.  In both cases, furniture is being made, but in only one instance (the former) would the result perhaps deserve the accolade of being considered a work of art.  Sure, the first guy uses knives, and chisels, and saws and hammers, etc, but it's him doing the work.  With the second guy, it's the machine that does the necessary - all he does is feed wood through it.  Not quite the same thing, is it?

Okay, perhaps that's an oversimplification, but I think the truth of my point still stands.  And my point is that cameras and certain other devices fall outside of the description of being merely the 'medium' in which an 'artist' works, a popular rationalisation that many camera-buffs use to justify themselves.  It's perhaps a fine distinction, but I believe it's an important one.  Even if you have an eye for what makes a good picture, but can't draw or paint it yourself, then having a camera shoved into your hands and being suddenly able to snap photographs doesn't transform you into an artist, or your photographs into 'art'.  There's more to it than that - unless your definition of art is anything that can be framed and hung on a gallery wall.

Also, bear in mind that, nowadays, artists only buy their brushes and paints out of simple expediency.  Give an artist a nail and a surface to scratch on and he can produce a recognisable image, but a photographer would be incapable of manufacturing a camera.  Could musicians manufacture their own instruments though?  Well, I think it's worth remembering that the very first kind of musical instruments were created by those who wanted to compose and perform music, so it's not altogether outwith the bounds of possibility that they could.  I can't play the guitar, but I made one in woodwork class when I was at school.

No doubt many people will vehemently disagree with me.  After all, it's not easy to relinquish the self-deception that one is an 'artist' when one covets such elevated status in order to validate the belief that one is 'artistic' or 'creative' or 'gifted' in some way.  Mind, I'm not saying that the best photographers aren't skilled at what they do, but being skilled doesn't automatically translate into being an artist - not in my opinion anyway.  Be satisfied with being a photographer, there's no shame in it - but please - photography isn't Art.  At least not with a capital A.       

Thursday, 28 May 2020

DON STARR Has An APPOINTMENT With Mr. BIG - PART ONE...

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Here's the first episode of DON STARR's very last adventure to appear in the pages of TERRIFIC, which, over its 43 ish run, also featured MARVEL reprints of SUB-MARINER, The AVENGERS, GIANT-MAN, and DOCTOR STRANGE.  Note the reference to SPIDER-MAN in the sixth panel of the third page.  (Spidey had appeared in Terrific in an Avengers tale, as well as in a pin-up on the back cover.)

This was obviously intended to give the impression that Don Starr inhabited the same universe as the Marvel heroes, but were the story ever to be reprinted today, it would be assumed to be no more than a quip about a well-known comicbook and movie character.  Therefore, if the story does get reprinted at some time in the future, I hope the reference is left in place.

Anyway, be sure to register your insightful impressions of this tale in the oft-neglected comments section.  After all, I need all the help I can get from you Crivs to make these posts interesting.