OO-ER! IT'S DOCTOR WHO & THE DIABOLICAL DALEKS...

                                                 Doctor Who was in his TARDIS,

                                                 which can move through time and space.

                                                 Thought he'd go and tease The Daleks,

                                                 self-appointed 'Master-Race'.

                                                 Off he went to Planet Skaro,

                                                 spinning through the endless void.

                                                 Righting wrongs while facing danger

                                                 were the things he most enjoyed.

                                                 When he landed he soon noticed

                                                 what a fearful place it was.

                                                 But the Doc was used to walking      

                                                 into danger's gaping jaws.

                                                 Off he marched to find their city,

                                                 when he got there, no surprise -

                                                 Daleks soon had him surrounded,

                                                 ray guns waving, stalks for eyes.

                                                 But the Doctor, nothing daunted,

                                                 (did you know he's got two hearts?),

                                                 had a lethal secret weapon

                                                 known as Gallifreyan farts!

                                                 Stuffed his face before he landed

                                                 with a dozen tins of beans.

                                                 Knew he'd need a huge advantage

                                                 to defeat those Dalek fiends.

                                                 Popped off farts in all directions -

                                                 My!  Did those guffs really rate.

                                                 Solid objects?  Easy targets!

                                                 Farts they can't "exterminate".

                                                 Soon the Daleks were in turmoil,

                                                 trapped within their metal shells,

                                                 There was simply no escaping

                                                 nauseating farty smells.

                                                 He was soon back in the TARDIS,

                                                 showed those Daleks he was smart.

                                                 They'll give him a wide berth next time -

                                                 now they know Time Lords can fart.

                                                 As he travelled in his TARDIS,

                                                 put his feet up, drank some tea.

                                                 That's the way it really happened -

                                                 just as he told it to me.