There was a knock on my door last week and
when I opened it, there stood EMILY PROCTER.
"Come on in and make yourself at home" I said to her.
Well blow me down with a twirly straw, she did! I like
my guests to be comfy, but Emily is taking me a tad too
literally, as you can see from the above photo. (And
she eats like a horse, lemme tell ya.)
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I liked her as the ordnance expert on CSI: Miami.
But, looking at this photo, I'm admiring her other qualities besides her ability to examine the rifling marks on bullets.
Three words sum her up perfectly, TC: A - total - darling!
Next you'll be telling us that you'd been out having a coupe of drinks, got home late, and was ready for bed when suddenly there was this tap, tap, tap on the bloody window...
Well, once upon a time I might have told you a tale like that, but - nevermore!
(Originally posted 10 December 2016 at 11:55.)
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