Yes, she is stunning, and you'll never have
a wife or girlfriend as gorgeous as Heather (nor
will I), but console yourself with the thought that,
one day, she'll be a bandy-legged old trout with her
baps covering her knees and more lines in her face
than a spider's web. Of course, by then you'll all
be dead, so it's a 'no-win' situation.
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More depressingly, I will be a band-legged old trout with my spider-webbed ballsack covering my knees, while she will probably be a really hot older MILF. Such is life.
You may well be, VWS, but I'll be young-looking, handsome and virile. (In my imagination, at least. Same as now, in fact.)
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