panting Criv-ites your Babe of the Day, so to make
up for it, here's the stunning HEATHER THOMAS,
with whom I'm madly in love - and I'm just sure she'd
feel the same way about me if she knew I was even
alive. (How could she resist a hottie like moi?)
What's that, nurse? Time for my injection, you
say? So when are you going to let me out of this
rubber room? Heather - call me!