"My name's Bond - James Bond!" |
I posted this photo for no other reason than I quite fancy myself (I could've ended that sentence there) as secret agent JAMES BOND 007. And it's my blog so I'll pose if I want to. And unlike SEAN CONNERY, my hair and teeth are all my own. And I've got an ASTON MARTIN DB5 (even if it is only a CORGI TOYS one from the '60s). (And because you never know when the absolutely gorgeous SALMA HAYEK might be looking in.)
"But James Bond doesn't have a beard", I hear all you Crivvies cry. Aha! I was on a secret mission and impersonating a Russian SPECTRE agent, GETYA KNICKERZOFF - and as everyone and their granny knows, all Russians have beards. (Even the men!*)
(*I'm only jesting of course. I've said the same thing about Scottish women when the joke has required it.)
1 comment:
Gordie, your so handsome. (I hope I'm not 'on the turn'.)
Your double from alternate Earth #42.
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