BABE Of The DAY - ELKE SOMMER...

Remember the moment in Dr.

NO when SEAN CONNERY first utters

the immortal line "Bond... James Bond" ?

Here's how it could've looked if James had

been Jane Bond instead.  ELKE SOMMER

is certainly far prettier than big Tam, so no

way any normal guy would ever have said

 "No" to her - not even a doctor.*

(*Winner of 2017's Most Tenuous Pun award.)

KING OF THE WILD FRONTIER...

Anyone remember the wooden DAVY CROCKETT huts that used to be in a lot of Scottish swing-parks in the 1960s?  I think they were removed in the early-to-mid '70s (or maybe a bit later), but I'd love to have a photograph of one to remind me of happy days gone by.  Anybody got one I could copy?  Let me know, Criv-ites.