I've been moving stuff in one of my rooms recently, and only just noticed this completely inadvertent, unstaged comic scenario: namely, The DALEKS listening intently to the words of their Emperor - PETER RABBIT! Let's have a caption competition. I'll start things off with "I've just invented this sonic carrot with which we shall defeat the Doctor! The future is orange!"
Just thought of another one: "Okay, Daleks - to the tune of 'Old MacDonald had a Farm' - sing up at the back now..."
And another: "Okay, I'll choose who's going for the chips - eeny-meeny-miny-mo..."
Yeah, I know - rubbish. Okay, all you budding scriptwriters - leave your hilarious attempts in the comments section. "Or you will be exterminated!"
