I
was in a local cafe the other day and had to visit the gents. (I don't like
using public toilets, but "needs must" as they say.) I'd only
just got settled on the seat when I heard a voice from the next cubicle say: "Hi, how's it going?" I was taken aback for a second,
but replied: "Aye, all right!", hoping that would be the extent of our
interchange. "What you doing at the moment?" the voice said.
"Er, same as you!" I replied.
"Is it all right if I come over?" the voice from next door enquired.
"Well, I'm kind of busy at the moment!" I said, glancing up at the top of the dividing partition somewhat alarmed. Then the voice said:
"Look, I'll have to call you back - some idiot in the next cubicle
keeps answering my questions!"
Ooer! I wanted to disappear down the u-bend.
Ooer! I wanted to disappear down the u-bend.
