Hopefully, you won't be offended
by a wee 'hint of nip' in this photo of Sybil
Danning lounging on my private beach as she
fixes me with her 'come hither' stare. That's how
most women respond to my Herculean physique
kitted out in nothing more than my Yogi Bear
swimming trunks. It wouldn't work for you lot,
as I'm far more handsome than the average
Criv. (Oh yes I am! Don't deny it.)
