Monday, 26 September 2016

RECOMMENDED READING: The MIGHTY WORLD Of MARVEL #1 (VOLUME SIX)...

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On October 20th, a new volume of The MIGHTY WORLD
Of MARVEL goes on sale.  This mag first appeared back in 1972
and, a couple of spells in limbo aside, is still around today.  Jump
aboard for a new number one next month, Marvel fans!

RECOMMENDED READING: The BLACK PANTHER EPIC COLLECTION VOLUME ONE...


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Here's one that's available from all good comicbook shops on Wednesday, frantic fans - The BLACK PANTHER EPIC COLLECTION Volume One.  Beginning with T'CHALLA's earliest appearances in The FANTASTIC FOUR mag, and continuing with his own strip from JUNGLE ACTION, if you're a BP fan, you're sure to love this magnificent tome.

Read the spiel, and save your shekels until Wednesday.  Then get right 'round to your nearest store and buy one.

SO... YOU'VE GOT SEVEN DAYS TO LIVE - HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?


This is a tale about a man in prison waiting to face the electric chair, narrated by JIM REEVES (following a sung intro-verse), and I'm sure you're all going to love it.  Take it away, Jim...

(BOND) BABE Of The DAY - The VOLUPTUOUS VALERIE LEON...


You want words?  It's VALERIE
LEON for feck's sake, who needs words?
Okay then, I'll give you words - Hubba-
 Hubba!  Drool!  Slobber!  Happy?

LEGENDS Of The SUPERHEROES - BLECCCHHHHH!!!

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It may come as a surprise to some of you, but ADAM WEST and BURT WARD reprised their BATMAN and ROBIN roles more than once over the years, and not just for cartoons either.  In 1979, they appeared alongside other DC heroes and villains in a couple of TV Specials called - wait for it - LEGENDS Of The SUPERHEROES.


The other heroes were CAPTAIN MARVEL, The FLASH, The HUNTRESS, BLACK CANARY, GREEN LANTERN, and HAWKMAN, while the super villains were MORDRU, SOLOMON GRUNDY, The RIDDLER (yup, Mr. FRANK GORSHIN), The WEATHER WIZARD, Dr. SIVANA, SINESTRO, and GIGANTA.


The ATOM and AUNT MINERVA turned up in the second Special, but I have to be honest and say both episodes are excruciatingly awful, and you should all count yourselves lucky if you've never seen them.  Shot on videotape, with a laugh-track (yup, they're meant to be funny - but aren't) these two low-budget shows are the way not to do superheroes.  And here's why:


You never see The Flash run, Hawkman fly (or even flap his wings) and Green Lantern merely points his power ring at himself and disappears.  Captain Marvel does a spot of flying, but it's a poorly executed piece of back (or maybe front - what do I know?) projection for a few seconds.  You have to hand it to Adam West for throwing himself into things, but he really should have tucked the neck of his mask inside his cape, like in the '60s TV show.


Take it from me, you can safely give these two shows a miss - unless you're a diehard fan of 'car-crash' TV.  They're both genuinely execrable, though the second one, The ROAST, is even worse than the first, The CHALLENGE.  I suppose if there's anyone you really hate, you could give them this as a present, secure in the knowledge that they'll lose the will to live while watching it.


But no - that would surely be too cruel!  (Remember the rumours of torture at GUANTANAMO BAY?  They were true - they showed this DVD to the detainees.)