Above is a delightful pic of SUSAN STORM from the FANTASTIC FOUR - completely nekkid. This was taken before she married REED RICHARDS, which is why I use her maiden name. Unfortunately, unless you have a special set of spectro-analysis spectacles, you won't be able to see her, as she was invisible when this photo was snapped against a back- ground of unstable molecules. I can provide a pair of these glasses for a mere £40, inclusive of post and packing. Another £40 secures the other nine photos in the series. Get in touch if you're dumb... er, I mean smart enough to recognise a bargain when you see one.
