Paige Spiranac offers a Jelly
Baby as I snap her photo, but I didn't
get it in shot. I reciprocated by asking her
if I could give her a baby in return, but she
mistook my intentions, and replied "No way,
grandpa!" When she realised her mistake,
she let me give her a Liquorice Allsort
instead. (And no, Crivs, that's certainly
not any kind of euphemism.)
