I've just walked in through my front door
and there she is, already getting her kit off -
the woman's insatiable! I'm finishing my chips
first though, as I don't want them getting cold.
Wait a minute, Linda, you'll stay hot longer
than my chips will. Fancy a couple?
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Apparently she's related to Ada Lovelace, the 19th Century mathematician and computer pioneer.
No she isn't, CJ, it's not even her real name. Now go and stand on the naughty step for telling porkies.
My mistake, Kid - I was thinking of Lucinda Lovelace, a completely different '70s porn actress.
There IS a character called Lucinda Lovelace, CJ, but she wasn't a '70s porn actress. You're obviously rehearsing for your appearance on 'Would I Lie To You?'
I've seen all her movies Kid, a very tiring experience. 'Tee, hee!`
I've only ever seen Linda Lovelace For President (there was nothing else on in my local cinema that particular Sunday back in the '70s), and all I recall about it is her standing full frontal naked in front of the US flag.
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