That's the problem with wearing contact lenses
I'm told; there's always one popping out onto the floor,
meaning you have to scrabble about in a half-blind state,
feeling for it on the carpet. That's what SAMANTHA
FOX is doing. Should I just 'fess up and tell her I'm
standing on it? (Nah, I'm enjoying the view.)
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She came out as a lesbian a few years ago - what would the super, soar-away Sun have made of that back in the '80s ? But this is good timing - we have a female Tory Prime-Minister apparently heading for a landslide election victory faced by an un-electable Labour party led by a hard-left nitwit who wants to scrap Britain's nuclear weapons...and now here's Sam Fox to complete the picture. It's the '80s all over again !
A fit burd that every guy fancied in the '80s, but you want to make a politic point, CJ? Whatever happened to just saying "Phwoooaaaaarrr!"?
Here's a coincidence, Kid - I was born in Islington and Jeremy Corbyn is MP for Islington North. I was born in a hospital called the Whittington but I don't know if it's in Islington North or Islington South & Finsbury which is the constituency of Corbyn's pal, Emily Thornberry. On the subject of coins - yesterday I got one of the new £1 coins and today is 34 years since the launch of the original £1 coin in 1983.
1983, eh? Only seems like yesterday to me, CJ. Now, repeat after me - "Phwoooaaaaarrr!"
Phwooaaarrr.
Maybe I should go in for a sex change operation.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you insist - phwoooaaaaarrr !!
There! Now I bet you both feel much better for letting that out!
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