Friday, 19 June 2015


Found this old photo of me from 1988 recently
and thought to myself "Dang, what a handsome
chap was I!"  So, ladies, as you stare with horror at
the fat, balding, snoring slob that the guy you married
turned into, look at what you could've had.  And it
goes without saying, of course, that I look exactly
the same today as I did in '88!  (Cough!)

(Well, it's my blog, so I'll lie if I want to.)


Colin Jones said...

Kid, obviously that photo would excite and delight female readers if you had any but you've driven them all away with your sexist comments :)

Kid said...

Well, I have been accused of being a male chauvinist, CJ, but as I always say, it's not as bad as being a woman who won't do as she's told.

DeadSpiderEye said...

For some reason, this snap evokes the memory of Shaw Taylor, I can almost hear his voice, 'Have you seen this man? He was last spotted outside a jewellers, carrying a hessian sack with the word swag stencilled on it. The public are warned not to approach him and report his whereabouts to the police immediately'.

As for being sexist, I think you should be ashamed of yourself, women make a vital contribution to society. Just think what it would be like if you couldn't get your shirts ironed properly.

Kid said...

Aw shoot, DSE. You must've seen the photo on Crimewatch. Shaw Taylor used a different one.

And who'd do the hoovering, the washing up, the cooking, and bring up the kids if it wasn't for women? Or the moaning, despite the easy life they've got.

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