Remember I said in the previous post that things would be
back to normal with this one? Well, let's compromise, shall we?
I'll meet you halfway by showing you some comics pages, but I'd
like to wrap up a little unfinished business at the same time.
published by MARVEL U.K. in 1996. It survived for 29 issues
before being cancelled, and I contributed to 27 of them - from #3
right up to the last one. I lettered one of three strips in 5 issues, two
of three strips in another 5, three of three strips in 1 issue, one of two
strips in 2 issues (content was cut from three strips to two), and two
of two strips in 14 issues. So, out of a total of 71 strips, I lettered
48 of them - in short, the majority - right up to the final issue,
completing the entire latter half of the run by myself.
hard said in the comments section a few posts back:
"You were supplied with a Rugrats script to letter
and took it upon yourself to rewrite the script replacing
licensor-approved jokes and dialogue with dreadful old
jokes and terrible puns of your own making! Indeed so bad
was your job, that I forced you to reletter the strip and then
had to put up with your abject apologies as you squirmed in
embarrassment on the end of the telephone begging for for-
giveness. Trouble is, once a freelancer has made that much
of a tit of himself and shown you that level of ineptitude
you never employ him again or indeed recommend
him to colleagues and peers."
Got that? I've already pointed out the absurdity of his claim,
which is pure invention, but let's have a short recap. The finished
strip would have to be on his desk for him to read any departures from
the script, meaning it had already been returned. He'd then have to post
it back to me to be re-lettered, and note that he claims he never gave me
any further work afterwards. Under those circumstances, it would be far
more expedient to get a letterer closer to hand and cut me and the Royal
Mail out of the proceedings altogether. As that's not what he says he
did, and seeing as how I was never asked (or 'forced') to redo
a strip, his claim has absolutely no credibility.
occurred? If he kicked me off the mag as he claims, then how did I
come to letter the remaining 14 issues all by myself? Unless, of course,
as luck (for him) would have it, my alleged crime didn't take place until
the last issue, in which case there wasn't going to be any further lettering
anyway. And if I'd revised the script (which, for reasons of space and
internal consistency, I occasionally did, after seeking and receiving
editorial approval), Marvel simply wouldn't have gone to any
additional bother for what was going to be the final issue.
consideration, which should come as no surprise to anyone who
knows anything about how comics were produced all those years
ago. Conclusion? He's simply being a lying b*st*rd!
However, I misremembered two things (age, alas). It wasn't a
cover which had 27 balloons on it, it was an interior page - and it had
28 balloons on it. You can see just how copy-heavy some of them are -
one even has 33 pieces of lettering on it. By contrast, a complete seven
page strip in an issue of Marvel's ACTION MAN published around the
same period has only 25 word balloons - which is a helluva difference!
That means the letterer on Action Man had less work to do on seven
pages than I had on one single page - and got paid six times
as much for his efforts.
I don't recall getting even one single chuckle out of any of the
strips I worked on for the Rugrats mag. Humour should never be
so laboured - or so devoid of laughs. I breathed a huge sigh of relief
when the comic was eventually cancelled, believe me. And that should
tell you all you need to know about it. Now, let's see if 'BILLY LIAR'
has got anything to say about that, 'cos I sure could do with a laugh.
Probably the wrong person to go to for one 'though! (He's crying
inside, you see.) Verdict? Case proved, case closed!