Friday, 4 July 2014

BABE OF THE DAY - JANE RUSSELL...



Here's a new feature I'll be running on CRIVENS on a daily
basis - BABE OF THE DAY!  (Don't fret, it'll be tasteful.)  We
start with JANE RUSSELL - 'cos I've fancied her since I was a
lad.  (And, yes - she does have something on under that nightie.)
If you're a single female, under 45, and look like Jane, get in
touch with my receptionist and arrange an appointment -
there's something I'd like to talk to you about. 

9 comments:

Colin Jones said...

Kid, it's surely politically incorrect to use "babe" these days :) Have you heard of the recent film "Under The Skin" in which Scarlet Johanssen plays an alien wandering around Glasgow picking up men ? That would have been something for you to talk about if you'd met her !

Kid said...

Who cares about that PC sh*t, Col. She's a babe so that's what I call her. And who says I didn't meet Scarlett? However, she asked me to be discreet. (And if you believe that, I own a big tower in Paris that I'll let you have cheap.)

Gey Blabby said...

That body should be outlawed (ahem).

Kid said...

I'd certainly get arrested for what I'm thinking. (Yeah, yeah, I got it GB, I got it. The Outlaw.) Total darlin', ain't she? Maybe I should call the feature 'Darling of the Day'.

B Smith said...

She may be mean, moody and magnificent, but it's all over between the two of you...?

Kid said...

Yeah, but be fair - only 'cos she's dead.

baab said...

Thats the first time I have seen her with blonde hair.
I would not have recognised her if you had not named her.

Colin Jones said...

Kid, I don't mind you using the term "babe" but some would (they probably don't read your blog though). There's been a minor kerfuffle just this week over the Samantha character on Radio 4's "Sorry I Haven't a Clue" - apparently somebody complained about the innuendo and there was (supposedly) BBC angst over whether the character is past her sell-by date. I don't know if you've heard the programme but the sexual innuendo is hilarious - anybody who finds it offensive really does need to get a life.

Kid said...

She's mine, Baab - keep yer paws off. (Mine, mine, mine!)

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I enjoy Haven't a Clue and Just a Minute, Col. If they're not been naughty over Samantha, then it's Sven - which is probably even more naughty. And are you telling me that not everybody reads my blog? Why not? I'm in shock.

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