Remember when PENELOPE CRUZ was
dating action man TOM CRUISE? (I call him
'action man' because he's around the same height as
one.) My town's local weekly newspaper once referred
to them as 'Mr. & Mrs. Tom Cruise'. The pair weren't
married, and their surnames were both spelt differently,
demonstrating the reporting skills of my local journalists.
However, that's nothing to do with her being easy on
the eye, so feel entirely free to appreciate her out-
standing natural beauty, just like I'm doing.

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Kid, if you're interested pop over to Andrew May's blog because I've added another comment in our little "exodus from Earth" discussion - but this'll be the last one...honest :D
Answered. CJ, I've asked you before not to delete your comments after I've taken the time to answer them. You said you wouldn't, but you're still doing it. Perhaps it would be better to put a little more thought into your comments before posting them, then you wouldn't feel the need to pull them afterwards. However, it's extremely irritating, and if you keep doing it I simply won't publish them from now on. Okay?
You don't leave me with much choice, Kid, so okay :)
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