Tuesday, 12 January 2016

BABE OF THE DAY - PENELOPE CRUZ...



The lovely PENELOPE recently had
trouble signing autographs 'cos her pen ran
out of ink, so she got a new one which writes as
smooth as silk.  Now when she signs her name,
she looks at her new pen and says - "Parker,
well done!"  (See what I did there?)

5 comments:

B Smith said...

Aaaargh - if you have a day job, please please don't give it up.

Kid said...

Whaddya mean? Penelope - Parker - well done. That's what I call a FAB pun.

Phil said...

Boooo..

Phil said...

Thank god you dont write for Beano, they'd have to fire you

Kid said...

Maybe if I'd written for The Dandy it might still be around.



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