Tuesday, 12 January 2016

BABE OF THE DAY - PENELOPE CRUZ...



The lovely PENELOPE recently had
trouble signing autographs 'cos her pen ran
out of ink, so she got a new one which writes as
smooth as silk.  Now when she signs her name,
she looks at her new pen and says - "Parker,
well done!"  (See what I did there?)
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5 comments:

  1. B Smith13 January 2016 at 00:40

    Aaaargh - if you have a day job, please please don't give it up.

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  2. Kid13 January 2016 at 00:44

    Whaddya mean? Penelope - Parker - well done. That's what I call a FAB pun.

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  3. Phil13 January 2016 at 22:52

    Boooo..

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  4. Phil13 January 2016 at 22:54

    Thank god you dont write for Beano, they'd have to fire you

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  5. Kid13 January 2016 at 23:58

    Maybe if I'd written for The Dandy it might still be around.

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