Dolly Parton asked me to join her for a roll
in the hay so I dutifully obliged, though all it did was
get us covered in the stuff. That's all we did for a couple
of hours, take turns at rolling on haystacks out in her big
barn and telling silly jokes. Wasn't at all like what Sean
Connery and Honor Blackman did in Goldfinger.
I can only assume I'm losing my sex appeal - though
Dolly certainly isn't - as you can plainly see.