Tuesday, 24 October 2023

Rueful SCHOOLTIME SCANDALS Repost - The LABRADOR 'SAUSAGE' DOG...


Mr. CURRY was the janitor of the second primary school I attended.  He lived in the end house of the fourth row down from mine, straight across from the school, and his house came with the job.  Imagine my surprise when, a year or two after we'd flitted to a new house and neighbourhood, I noticed that Mr. Curry had become janitor of the primary school just around the corner from us.  His house (that again came with the job) stood in splendid isolation in the school grounds.

Before flitting, I'd been a secondary school pupil for nearly two years, but Mr. Curry was still a regular sight on account of him passing my house to or from the pub on the far side of the shops across the street.  It was therefore a tad strange when, after we'd flitted, he again became a regular sight to me in my perambulations around my new neighbourhood, either when I passed the school on my way to the town centre, or saw him walking home from his local public house.  He liked a drink, did Mr. Curry.  Died quite a few years ago now.

Let's now jump back to when I was yet living in my former neighbourhood and was still a primary school pupil, sometime around 1968, give or take a year either way.  While gazing out of the window of the annexe huts across from the main building one afternoon, I saw Mr. Curry taking a kick at a Golden Labrador dog which appeared to be seeking shelter in the doorway.  His kick may have connected, but I couldn't say with certainty after all this time.  I was shocked to see an adult behave in such a heartless manner towards one of man's best friends, and felt sorry for the poor animal.
The very doorway.  The school was demolished nearly two
years ago.  (Nine years as of 2023.)  Photo taken circa 1984

Later that evening, coming back from a pal's house, I saw that the dog was again sheltering in the school doorway.  Had it been abandoned?  Was it lost?  Or had it tracked down its young master to the school and was now faithfully waiting for him to emerge from the building, not realizing that he'd gone home several hours before?  I told my father about the dog, and, along with my brother, we went down to the school and brought the dog home with us.  It was a friendly animal, and hungrily scoffed the cold link sausages we fed it from the fridge.

My father, who worked for the police, arranged for them to collect the poor dog and house it in their kennels 'til collected by its lawful owners.  He later informed us that the canine had been claimed, but even at the young age I then was, I wondered if he was telling us what had actually happened or what he knew we wanted to hear.  Many years later, I saw inside the station kennels for strays, and they were the dirtiest, smelliest, vilest quarters imaginable.  To think that, if the dog wasn't reunited with its owners, it had spent its last days in such conditions is awful to contemplate.

I never much liked Mr. Curry after that, though, truth to tell, I hadn't much liked him before, but he fell even further in my estimation from then on.  Strange thing is, whenever I see a Golden Labrador now, I can't help but think of that poor beast from so long ago, and still find myself hoping that it was a happy ending all round for the dog and its owners.

Sometimes there are some things we're better not knowing, don't you think?  Just in case.

8 comments:

  1. Hi Kid,
    Yet another interesting story which provides more "food for thought", sometimes ignorance is bliss and it's better not to know the potentially unfortunate outcome.
    For this reason I often avoid wildlife documentaries, because I know they will show mankind's intrusion and/or destruction of the natural habitat of the animals, which just upsets and angers me.
    best wishes,
    Big D

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  2. Thanks, BD, I'm the same with a lot of wildlife documentaries because I hate to see animals fall victim to predators as food. I know it's 'nature', but I don't want to see animals suffering. Even adverts for donkey and horse sanctuaries make me queasy. Never used to be like that, but as I get older, my reactions to certain things have changed. Best wishes to you as well.

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  3. Kid - In 1970s school playgrounds, stray dogs were staple ingredients (1960s too, I suppose.) In a photo of my first day at school, a mongrel (trendle-tailed) is clearly evident in the picture! Many, perhaps, were responsible for 1976's white dog-muck epidemic, which plagued school playgrounds! On a more serious note, dogs are pack animals, thus, I suppose, groups of humans (a playground) would appeal to a lone dog. Mistreatment in that context, in particular, betrays the dog's expectation.

    Phillip

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  4. Someone explained once in a comment what causes white 'muck', P, but I can't remember what it was. I just hope that poor Labrador dog was reunited with his family and lived a long, happy life.

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  5. I seem to remember Steve told me the white dog muck happened because dog food was being adulterated with chalk. Previously, I'd always assumed the whiteness was a result of 1976's temperatures desiccating the muck, in some way.

    Phillip

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  6. I remember when I was a kid, P, someone telling me that white 'turd' was from cats, which (at the time) I accepted as all the white ones I saw were pretty small. Don't ever remember seeing a big white poo. Haven't seen any white poos in decades now that I think about it. (Crivens - the blog that discusses topics that really matter.)

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  7. Kid - Cats bury it; they don't deposit it on school playground asphalt (why are we discussing these details?)

    Phillip

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  8. Well, they bury it when they can, P, but if they're 'caught short' while walking on a pavement or school playground, I daresay they deposit it wherever they are. Some people would say this blog's only good for talking about sh*te, but Doctor Andrew May's Guest Post has put the lie to that.

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