Okay, Crivvies, it's time for a bit of fun! Amazingly, my recently purchased GEMINI SPACE CAPSULE arrived today (HERMES must've used a space/time warp), so as promised, here's a quick shot of it alongside my great GOLDEN GATE STEVE ZODIAC and ZOONY on a JETMOBILE (excuse the dust). I'll be taking some more pictures of the Capsule and adding them to my previous post about it as soon as I can. (Now done!) Meanwhile, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to think of a funny caption for the photograph. Here, I'll start you off with a few (and add more as they occur to me)...
1) "That Zodiac looks like a bit of a bighead to me."
2) "Don't much fancy his date."
3) "Think he'll sell us some of his oxygen pills?"
4) "Keep on going - run the buggah down!"
5) "Just ignore it, Zoony. It's not a patch on Fireball Junior."
6) "They've got a more varied colour scheme than us, Fred."
7) "Gah! Trust Zodiac to go by when we're taking a dump!"
8) "I tell ya, this shot'll look great once the sfx guys add in a space backdrop and take out the wheels."
9) "I wonder if Venus knows those two are an item?"
10) "Zoony, I can feel you trying to lift that bar of chocolate from my back pocket."
11) "Let's pull him over for not wearing a space helmet."
12) "Look at his eyes - he seems 'spaced out' to me."
13) "I think the one in front is a dummy - he's being worked by the funny-looking one at the back."
14) "Nah, that ain't the pizza delivery guy - I don't see any boxes."
15) "That's the laziest way of taking your pet for a 'walk' that I've ever seen."
16) "You're right, Joe - these 3D 'drive-in' movies are great! You'd think he was real!"
17) "Those speed cops will never catch anyone when they're that obvious, Zoony."
Can you think of any others? The comments section awaits your esteemed presence.