I only asked the sultry CAROLINE
MUNRO for one of her Jelly Babies, and
she instantly assumed a threatening posture.
"You'll have to prise these Jelly Babies from my
cold dead hands!" she growled. A bit cheeky, I
thought, seeing as I'd bought them for her just
a few minutes before. Never mind, I got my
own back - I kept my Liquorice Allsorts
all to myself. (That'll teach her.)
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