The stunning EMILY PROCTER gazes lovingly
and longingly at me as I prepare a little snack for her.
Unfortunately, Emily's idea of a 'little snack' requires the
entire contents of my fridge. I feel another trip to the super-
market coming up pretty darn soon if I want to eat over the
next couple of days. It's just as well she has an exciting
'exercise' routine for keeping her fabulous figure. "Your
seven king-size burgers are nearly ready, dear."
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