BABE Of The DAY - JANE RUSSELL...

Here's a new feature I'll be running on

a daily basis - BABE Of The DAY!  We start

with jaunty JANE RUSSELL - 'cos I've fancied

her since I was a lad.  (And she does have some-

thing on under her nightie.)  If you're a single gal,

under 45, and look just like Jane, then 'phone my

receptionist and book an appointment - there's

 something I'd like to talk to you about.

"SURE, JOSIE, SURE, JOSIE - SURE, SURE, SURE..."

Right, here's the set-up: FRANCIE (Jack Milroy) is playing the girl and JOSIE (Rikki Fulton) is playing the guy at the dancing in Glasgow.  That's all you really need to know.  Take it away, chinas...