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Here's a new feature I'll be running on
a daily basis - BABE Of The DAY! We start
with jaunty JANE RUSSELL - 'cos I've fancied
her since I was a lad. (And she does have some-
thing on under her nightie.) If you're a single gal,
under 45, and look just like Jane, then 'phone my
receptionist and book an appointment - there's
something I'd like to talk to you about.
Kid, it's surely politically incorrect to use "babe" these days :) Have you heard of the recent film "Under The Skin" in which Scarlet Johanssen plays an alien wandering around Glasgow picking up men ? That would have been something for you to talk about if you'd met her !
ReplyDeleteWho cares about that PC sh*t, Col. She's a babe so that's what I call her. And who says I didn't meet Scarlett? However, she asked me to be discreet. (And if you believe that, I own a big tower in Paris that I'll let you have cheap.)
ReplyDeleteThat body should be outlawed (ahem).
ReplyDeleteI'd certainly get arrested for what I'm thinking. (Yeah, yeah, I got it GB, I got it. The Outlaw.) Total darlin', ain't she? Maybe I should call the feature 'Darling of the Day'.
ReplyDeleteShe may be mean, moody and magnificent, but it's all over between the two of you...?
ReplyDeleteYeah, but be fair - only 'cos she's dead.
ReplyDeleteThats the first time I have seen her with blonde hair.
ReplyDeleteI would not have recognised her if you had not named her.
Kid, I don't mind you using the term "babe" but some would (they probably don't read your blog though). There's been a minor kerfuffle just this week over the Samantha character on Radio 4's "Sorry I Haven't a Clue" - apparently somebody complained about the innuendo and there was (supposedly) BBC angst over whether the character is past her sell-by date. I don't know if you've heard the programme but the sexual innuendo is hilarious - anybody who finds it offensive really does need to get a life.
ReplyDeleteShe's mine, Baab - keep yer paws off. (Mine, mine, mine!)
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I enjoy Haven't a Clue and Just a Minute, Col. If they're not been naughty over Samantha, then it's Sven - which is probably even more naughty. And are you telling me that not everybody reads my blog? Why not? I'm in shock.