Every so often, SANTA CLAUS lets
his daughter, SANATA, help him deliver
Christmas gifts. So form an orderly queue
behind me if you'd like to sit on her knee and
tell her what you want next year. Better be
prepared for a very long wait though, 'cos
I may be some time (if I'm lucky)!
Kid, I was half expecting a review of the Doctor Who Christmas special or have you given up on him ? I'll probably watch it on iplayer tonight. My theory of how Santa (with or without his daughter) gets around the world in a single night is that he's a Who-like time traveller who loads up his sleigh with that day's newly made toys then delivers them by travelling through time to Christmas Eve - and his sack of toys is much bigger on the inside and is actually a huge warehouse with elves handing the toys to him.
ReplyDeleteFlippin' eck! Lee Van Cleef never looked like that in the spaghetti western version!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BOXING DAY, Kid!
I fell asleep through it, CJ, so I'd have to watch it again before I could do a review. Not sure I'll bother 'though. As for Santa - I've always assumed that it's all just a kind of magic.
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And a happy BD to you too, JP. Spaghetti? Now you've made me hungry.
I'd post a link to my favourite "Ms. Santa" comic here, but it's EXTREMELY NSFW, so, erm... I won't.
ReplyDeleteA belated Happy Boxing Day to you, Mr. Kid.
And to you too, Sir. Maybe I should Google 'Ms. Santa'?
ReplyDeleteWell, if you're REALLY curious (and it's not to everyone's "taste" - you may require a bucket and/or eyeball wash afterwards), the comic's called "The Naughty List", but that's all I'm saying here!
ReplyDeleteOoer, sounds a bit strong for me - I think I'll 'wimp out'.
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