I've been moving stuff in one of my rooms recently, and only just noticed this completely inadvertent, unstaged comic scenario: namely, The DALEKS listening intently to the words of their Emperor - PETER RABBIT! Let's have a caption competition. I'll start things off with "I've just invented this sonic carrot with which we shall defeat the Doctor! The future is orange!"
Just thought of another one: "Okay, Daleks - to the tune of 'Old MacDonald had a Farm' - sing up at the back now..."
And another: "Okay, I'll choose who's going for the chips - eeny-meeny-miny-mo..."
Yeah, I know - rubbish. Okay, all you budding scriptwriters - leave your hilarious attempts in the comments section. "Or you will be exterminated!"
The Daleks are thinking: "Wow, this new Doctor looks different!"
ReplyDeleteThe new emperor has some good ideas about cultivating lettuce but there's no way you can get me to eat those bumbles.
ReplyDeleteOh sorry, I didn't realise all the captions were supposed to be about him being Dalek emperor, I thought we could say whatever we wanted.It would help if I took more notice of what was written!I'll never be one of the country's top comedians that's for sure!
ReplyDeleteThey only have to be funny, Colin - and relevant to the photo. If Peter not being Emperor doesn't suit your purpose then that's okay.
ReplyDeleteThanks Kid, I'll have one more go - Peter is saying: "If you think I'M evil wait till you meet Jemima Puddleduck !"
ReplyDeleteOo-er - now I'm feeling guilty for not offering a prize. Consider yourself 'no-prized', Colin - you as well, DSE.
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