KING OF THE ROAD...

My all-time favourite male vocalist is JIM

REEVES, but there are a few others I hold in

almost equal esteem.  DEAN MARTIN is one

of them, so here he is with a hit song more usually

associated with ROGER MILLER.  Dean does

a great job of it though, dontcha think?

(BOND) BABE OF THE DAY - SHIRLEY EATON...

Here's the sensational SHIRLEY EATON

to kick-start your pulses and make you all glad

that you're not GRAHAM NORTON.

(BOND) BABE OF THE DAY - SHIRLEY EATON...

"SHIRLEY, you don't need the gun -

you can do anything you like to me!"

IN THE MISTY MOONLIGHT...

JIM REEVES demonstrates how a song

should be sung.  Aspiring singers take note.

Ready?  Okay, take it away, Jimbo!

BOB HOPE & BING CROSBY CAMEOS...

Does exactly what it says on the tin - enjoy!

(BOND) BABE OF THE DAY - MADELINE SMITH...

The magnificent MADELINE SMITH tries

to stare me out and make me blink first.  Won't

work, 'cos I'm not even looking at her eyes.

P-P-P-PICK UP A PENGUIN...

Saw this great story in The DAILY EXPRESS by LAURA

HOLLAND back in March and thought you might enjoy it.

When an elderly fisherman picked up a stricken penguin

he never thought they would be best pals for life.

Now his feathered friend swims 5,000 miles each year to

see the Brazillian man who nursed him back to health.

Retired bricklayer and part-time fisherman Joao Pereira

de Souza saved the penguin after he found him on rocks

in 2011.

The black-and-white bird was starving and covered in oil

and Mr. de Souza spent a week cleaning his feathers.

He named the penguin Dindim and rebuilt his strength by

feeding him fish before releasing him back into the sea.

But loyal Dindim did not want to leave and spent another

11 months with the fisherman in his village on an island

near Rio de Janero.

He disappeared after he had grown new feathers -

but astonishingly returned the following June.

Dindim has now returned five times, each time

spending eight months before setting off again.

Magellanic penguins usually live along the Atlantic and

Pacific coasts in the cold waters off the southern tip of

South America, but some end up as far north as Rio.

Experts believe that climate change is causing colonies

to move farther north to be nearer to fish.

Despite numbering in their millions, the species is listed

as near-threatened owing to oil spills which kill more than

40,000 a year off the coast of Argentina alone.

The flightless birds, which live for about 25 years,

are known for their loyalty and mate for life.

Experts believe Dindim goes to breed off the coast of

Argentina and Chile before making the 5,000 mile round

trip back to Mr. de Souza.  A recent video has captured

the pair's love for one another, showing the penguin just

like any other affectionate pet.

Dindim is seen nuzzling up to the 71-year old and

playfully pecking his face.

"I love the penguin like it's my own child and I believe

the penguin loves me," Mr. de Souza told a Brazillian

TV network.

"No one else is allowed to touch him.  He pecks them

if they do.  He lays on my lap, lets me give him showers,

allows me to feed him sardines and to pick him up."

He added:  "Everyone said he wouldn't return, but he has

been coming back to visit me for the last four years.

"He arrives in June and leaves to go home in February

and every year becomes more affectionate as he appears

even happier to see me.

"I'm flattered Dindim is happy to exchange his home

with thousands of other penguins every year to find his

way here to spend one-to-one time with me.

"It's a very special relationship."

Biologist Joao Paulo Krajewski, who interviewed

Mr. de Souza, said:  "I have never seen anything like

this before.  I think the penguin believes Joao is part

of his family and probably a penguin as well.

"When he sees him he wags his tail like a dog

and honks with delight."

Mr. Krajewski said professionals who work with

animals try to avoid forming bonds in order to re-

intrduce them into the wild.

But he added:  "In this isolated case the authorities

allowed Dindim to stay with Joao because of his

kindness."

  

BABE OF THE DAY - HEATHER THOMAS...

Should the stunning HEATHER THOMAS

ever be looking for a guy to fall for, then I'm

up for it.  Would that make me the 'fall guy'?

(Did you see what I did there?)

KIDS KLASSIC KOMIC KOVERS - 1ST COMBINED ISSUE OF WHIZZER & CHIPS & KNOCKOUT...

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KNOCKOUT lasted two years, WHIZZER & CHIPS lasted 21.  This combined ish happened when the former was just over three-and-a-half years old, and the latter was two.  If only they were both still with us today.

(BOND) BABE OF THE DAY - MADELINE SMITH...

Here's the lovely MADELINE SMITH again,

gazing adoringly over at me as I lie in my scratcher.

(No doubt my delicate turn of phrase is one of the

many reasons she thinks I'm so wonderful.)

CALVIN & HOBBES - 'NUFF SAID!

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One word will suffice - and that word is "enjoy"!

MAKE YOURS MARVEL!

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Four great MARVEL mags.  Try one today!

MARVEL FAN? SUBSCRIBE AND SAVE...

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Wanna save money?  Who doesn't!  Read the screed and

subscribe today!  6 issues for a mere £12 - what's not to like?

SMASH! THE INCREDIBLE TRI-MAN - PART SEVEN...

"Shout - hoo-ray!  And let each one of the crowd try and shout it

very loud, in honour of a comic strip of which you're justly proud,

for it's TRI-MAN's - great - day!"  (Thanks to Kenneth Grahame's

Mr. Toad for the use of that line, and apologies for ruining the meter.)

Yup, another four pages of JOHNNY SMALL's superhero alter-ego

to thrill and astound you, o panting panelologists!  Get reading!

MARVEL SPOTLIGHT: WHAT'S ON SALE OR COMING UP...

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Looking for your MARVEL fix?  Then you're bound to

find something in the above list.  Grab at least one today!

AND DOOM COMES CALLING...

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Psst!  Wanna know a secret?  The latest SECRET WARS

saga is now being played out in PANINI's line of MARVEL

Collecters' Edition mags.  Keep your eyes peeled for 'em.

RECOMMENDED READING: MWOM #26...

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On sale now - The MIGHTY WORLD Of MARVEL #26.

Worth £3.50 of anyone's money for the great cover alone.  Pick

up your own copy in WHS or any good newsagent today.  (And

don't forget to pay for it.  You'll feel good for being virtuous.)

PRIDE GOES BEFORE A FALL...

Here's JIM REEVES in fine voice, singing

PRIDE GOES BEFORE A FALL.  And

you know what?  It usually does.

KNOCKOUT BOOKMARK...

Looking for a bookmark?  Here's one that

was given away in an issue of KNOCKOUT

back in the '70s.  Print it out and it's yours.

(Isn't that good of me?)

GOOD MORNING SELF...

Here's JIMBO with a nice little song from

the 1966 DISTANT DRUMS album.  Enjoy.

KID'S KLASSIC KOMIC KOVERS - MARVEL SUPERHEROES #1 (353)...

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The MIGHTY WORLD Of MARVEL had three incarnations

in the 1970s.  First as MWOM, which morphed into MARVEL

COMIC with #330, and finally as MARVEL SUPERHEROES,

a monthly mag which bore little resemblance to the weekly it had

sprung from.  In 1983, MWOM returned for 17 monthly issues,

then dropped out of sight until 2003 when it made a triumphant

return in a full-colour monthly that's still around today.

"Make Mine Marvel!"

(BOND) BABE OF THE DAY - MADELINE SMITH...

Interesting outfit, MADDIE.  Not as

interesting as who's wearing it 'though.

"I'll give it foive!"

BABE OF THE DAY - SALMA HAYEK...

Here's the simply stunning SALMA HAYEK,

waving to me and saying "Kid, I love you - you're

the handsomest, sexiest man I've ever seen!"

She's a smart cookie is Salma, and would never

tell a lie.  (Not one as big as that anyway, so

it must be true.  No point arguing.)

KID'S KLASSIC (KIRBY) KOMIC KOVERS - FANTASTIC FOUR #12...

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The first time The THING fought The HULK, but certainly not

the last.  Note that Hulkie has only four fingers (including his thumb)

and three toes on each hand and foot, something that JACK KIRBY

wasn't always consistent with.  (Didn't he have four toes sometimes?)

The fact that the Green Goliath was grey in his first appearance was

ignored for well-over 20 years before being retroactively adopted

into his continuity, so I wonder if the same thing will eventually

happen as regards the number of digits on each extremity?

Only time will tell I suppose.  (Or has it told already?)

SUPERMAN BY WAYNE BORING...

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This drawing (or its double) was originally used as the splash page of SECRET ORIGINS #1 (mid-'80s), but WAYNE BORING later redrew the 'S' as the Earth 1 emblem, as the published issue had the Earth 2 SUPERMAN symbol.  It may've been ROY THOMAS (or perhaps JOHN MORROW) who commissioned the change from Wayne, but you can be sure I'll let you know exactly who it was when one of you cavortin' Criv-ites tells me.

Nice art though, innit?