Monday, 23 February 2026

BABE Of The DAY - LINDA LOVELACE...



I've just walked in through my front door
and there she is, already getting her kit off -
the woman's insatiable!  I'm finishing my chips
first though, as I don't want them getting cold.
Wait a minute, Linda, you'll stay hot longer
 than my chips will.  Fancy a couple?

6 comments:

  1. Apparently she's related to Ada Lovelace, the 19th Century mathematician and computer pioneer.

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    1. No she isn't, CJ, it's not even her real name. Now go and stand on the naughty step for telling porkies.

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  2. My mistake, Kid - I was thinking of Lucinda Lovelace, a completely different '70s porn actress.

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    1. There IS a character called Lucinda Lovelace, CJ, but she wasn't a '70s porn actress. You're obviously rehearsing for your appearance on 'Would I Lie To You?'

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  3. Anonymous as well25 February 2026 at 21:23

    I've seen all her movies Kid, a very tiring experience. 'Tee, hee!`

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    1. I've only ever seen Linda Lovelace For President (there was nothing else on in my local cinema that particular Sunday back in the '70s), and all I recall about it is her standing full frontal naked in front of the US flag.

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