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| Smoking really does stunt your growth. Yogi is only 2 inches tall |
News reached Crivens today that popular cartoon character Yogi Bear has been 'let go' by Hanna-Barbera for unacceptable behaviour after being caught smoking during his lunch hour. "We can't have anyone in our employ being seen to indulge in such harmful conduct and setting a bad example to children" said an irate HB spokesman. Yogi's agent was asked to comment, but so far hasn't responded. Meanwhile it's assumed Yogi is off sh*tting in the woods.
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(This is one of the vintage Yogi Bear collectables I referred to recently - a smoking Yogi. I used to have a smoking toy like this when I was a kid, but I think it was a monkey - not sure. Could've been Yogi. Regardless, I've got a smoking Yogi now. Update: Now got another one.)