Here she is, fellas, the delicious and desirable
VALERIE PEREZ, looking like the princess she is.
Y'know, if she evinced a desire to marry me (being the
handsome, manly-man that I am), I'd certainly consider
it. Remember though, Val, I'm quite a catch, so make
sure that you don't get lost at the back of the queue
(when it eventually and assuredly appears).


