HE'S A BIT OF A COUNT...

He never drinks...'vine'.  (Bet you knew that.)

ANOTHER BABE Of The DAY - MICHELLE KEEGAN...

At times like this any writer

worth their keyboard would rise to the

occasion and do full justice to the beauty

of MICHELLE KEEGAN.  A good writer

would wax lyrically and eloquently about her

stunning looks, captivating manner, sartorial

elegance, and feminine charm.  Yup, that's

what a good writer would do.  Me?  I'll

  settle for Phwoooaaaar!!

PSSST! WANNA WRITE A GUEST POST?

Nope, I dunno why he's wearing a deckchair either

For those of you who don't have a blog of your own, but would sometimes like to (or even if you do), here's an invitation for you.  Write a guest post for Crivens! and savour the sizzling sensation of seeing your words in print.  It'll bring you such fame that you won't be able to walk down the road without being besieged by hordes of screaming, admiring females trying to touch you and slipping you their 'phone numbers.  (That reminds me, I really must give some of them a call one day.)

Let me know if you're interested.

BEAR Of The DAY - YOGI BEAR...

YOGI BEAR is one cool dude.  In fact, he's

way cooler than the average bear.  I wanna be just

like him when I grow up.  Well, who wouldn't, eh?

(Oops, gotta go - here comes the nurse!)

BABE Of The DAY - ABI TITMUS...

"Lets play leapfrog" said ABI TITMUS -

"you go first!"  As she assumed the position, I

spied a hotdog stand across the road and nipped

over for a bite to scoff, leaving her standing like

that in the middle of the path.  She didn't half

get some funny looks, let me tell you.