If anyone's thinking of sending me a
Christmas present this year, a hot babe like
VERONICA CARLSON would most certainly
be greatly appreciated. Remember to put holes
in the wrapping, though, as I don't want her
suffocating in transit. 1st class, mind.
Kid, you just have to be really really good and Father Christmas will reward you with your just desserts. So stay positive and make sure you've got a sock big enough.
ReplyDeleteI should be okay. I've never had any complaints about the size of my sock before.
ReplyDeleteKid, Veronica Carlson is now 71 so what are you planning to do when you unwrap her on Christmas morning ? Share a mug of Ovaltine perhaps ? Do a jigsaw together ? And don't forget that Veronica will need her afternoon nap before you both cuddle up to watch the Queen's speech :)
ReplyDeleteWell, obviously it'll be the younger Veronica that I'll get. Handy thing being a Time Lord, eh?
ReplyDeleteIf you've got a Yule Log handy, that might be just the dessert that she might find tasty.
ReplyDelete'Yule' never know the details, DSE, but I'll be sure to 'log' her tastes in my diary for future reference.
ReplyDeleteBut if you're a Time Lord, Kid, surely you'd go back to your '60s childhood and stay there ?
ReplyDeleteDon't need to stay there, CJ - I visit often.
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