Thursday, 7 September 2017

REMINISCING REPOST: THE TOAD CAME HOME...


Cover illustration (E.H. Shepard) to 1960 Charles Scribner edition

Going by the numbers, quite a few of you liked seeing the cover to my The WIND In The WILLOWS paperback a couple of posts back.  I therefore thought you might like to be reminded of how I first discovered that particular cover back in the early '70s, so have brushed down and dusted off this old post which recounts the details of the event in all its ever-loving glory.

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A 1967 edition of the acclaimed classic

Are you all sitting comfortably?  Good, then I'll begin.  My first exposure (ooer, missus) to Kenneth Grahame's 'The Wind In The Willows' was the Disney cartoon 'short' of the same name.  That wasn't the film's original title, which was 'The Adventures Of Ichabod And Mr. Toad', two animated tales combined in a single cinematic presentation.  Singer Bing Crosby narrated the Ichabod portion and actor Basil Rathbone performed the vocal honours on the Mr. Toad one.

Later, they were re-released separately, and renamed after the books on which they were based. I saw TWITW at an inter-schools art competition prize-presenta-tion (of which I was an entrant) in my local cinema on the afternoon of my very last day at primary school before the school holidays began.  The movie was screened, the prizes awarded, and we were then returned to our schools at the end of the day to collect our schoolbags and jackets, and thereafter revel in eight whole weeks of summer fun before some of us started secondary school at the start of the new term.

It was on a lazy afternoon sometime in first year that I chanced upon the novel in the school library, as chalk dust floated languidly in the white glare of the sunlight which pierced the large curtained windows at the side of the room.  I had enjoyed the cartoon (and recognized snippets of it from screenings of 'Disney Time' on TV one Christmas or other) so decided to read the book and promptly got it stamped out.  It was certainly a good read, but it didn't make an overwhelming impression on me of the kind that one might expect from an acclaimed classic of literature.  No, that would come later - and here's how it did.

I was in my local newsagent's one day in 1972 or mid- '73, and, on their paperback spinner-rack, was the book whose cover you see at the top of this post.  There were two copies, one of which I bought solely because the cover illustration and the pristine, sharply-defined newness of the tome fascinated and appealed to me in some indefinable way.  I had no intention of actually re-reading it - I merely wanted to gaze upon it, handle it, and luxuriate in its presence and the sheer joy of owning an item of such aesthetic perfection.

But then disaster struck!  The next day I inadvertently dropped the book over the side of the settee and dunted a corner.  The putrid portrait in Dorian Gray's attic could not have presented a more terrible vision of ugliness and imperfection as that one crushed corner which so transfixed my horrified attention. There was only one thing for it - to buy its twin with which it had recently shared a space in the spinner-rack of the shop from where I had purchased it.  I had acquired the first copy on a Friday afternoon after school, so, at the first available opportunity - which was Sunday morning - I rushed to the newsagent's and took possession of the doppelganger destined to assume the place of its maimed and mutilated companion.

Now I had two copies - one at which to gaze longingly in rapt admiration and appreciation of its awesome appearance, and one to - what, exactly?  Read?  Well, why not?  So that's precisely what I did!  It was on that second reading that the scales fell from my eyes and the wonder and mysteries and sheer beauty of Mr. Kenneth Grahame's (and Ernest H. Shepard's) captivating classic captured my heart and soul forever.  The River Bank, the Wild Wood, Toad, Ratty, Mole and Mr. Badger - and not forgetting the washerwoman, the pipes of Pan and the Stoats and the Weasels.

If you've never read The Wind In The Willows, do yourself a favour and do so before you die.  As A. A. Milne (the author of Winnie The Pooh and Toad Of Toad Hall) once wrote: "When you sit down to it, don't be so ridiculous as to suppose that you are sitting in judgement on my taste, or on the art of Kenneth Grahame. You are merely sitting in judgement on yourself.  You may be worthy: I don't know. But it is you who are on trial."

Truer words were never spoken.
    

Wednesday, 6 September 2017

ROLLICKIN' REPOST: ANOTHER KRACKING KOSMIC KIRBY (RE) KREATION BY KID...


Images copyright MARVEL COMICS

It's common knowledge that MARVEL's STAN (The Man) LEE sometimes rejected JACK (King) KIRBY's initial cover ideas and asked him to come up with another approach.  Such was the case with FANTASTIC FOUR #20, perhaps on the grounds that the good ol' FF - being covered with a coating of plaster - were not quite as dynamic (or recognizable) as Stan felt they should have been.  (And a stunted ALICIA MASTERS seemingly sprouting from the back of the menacing MOLECULE MAN wouldn't have helped.)


A few years back (1997  to be precise), The JACK KIRBY COLLECTOR printed a stat of the pencils of the unused cover, and I was consumed with a desire to see it in finished form.  I enlarged The THING slightly (Jack often drew him too small, compared to his original towering stature in FF #1) and "fixed" Alicia's position in the background.  I also decided to render the foursome without the plaster coating, the better to be able to see them.  TJCK printed it in one of their issues, but I forget which number.  Once again, there are a few areas which could stand improvement (The MOLECULE MAN lettering in the cover blurb for example) and maybe one day I'll eventually get around to doing it.

Anyway, I thought all you cavorting Criv-ites might like to see just how FF #20's cover could have looked.  (And maybe even does, in an alternative reality somewhere.)

A BALMY BREEZE BECKONS BENIGNLY...


A 1971 edition of the acclaimed classic

I've shown the colourful cover to this METHUEN paperback of KENNETH GRAHAME's The WIND In The WILLOWS before, but it's such a relaxing, tranquil scene (by E.H. SHEPARD, the book's definitive illustrator) that I thought I'd post it again for your quiet contemplation.  (Yes, I'm thoughtful that way.)  If you've never read this literary classic, then you really should get around to it before you fall off the twig.

Tuesday, 5 September 2017

CRIVENS' CLASSIC COMIC COVERS - SPIDER-MAN COMICS WEEKLY #141 (EXPANDED)...


Images copyright MARVEL COMICS

Here's a great cover from the mid-'70s by KEITH POLLARD and DUFFY VOHLAND, which cleverly features all three stars of this MARVEL UK weekly periodical.  The spidey-signal on the wall ensures that SPIDER-MAN is no less present than THOR and IRON MAN, despite him being 'off-frame' (and his head in the corner box helps with that too).  A nice idea, neatly executed.

Inside, it's good to see that Marvel had abandoned the overpowering grey tones (which often came out as near-black) and let the artwork speak for itself.  If I remember correctly, eventually they returned to much more muted tones, which didn't obscure the line-work and subtly enhanced some panels.  For myself, I didn't mind the plain black and white, and the pages below ably demonstrate that it was far cleaner and, by and large, no less effective. 




(BOND) BABE OF THE DAY - MARTINE BESWICK...



The magnificent MARTINE BESWICK
auditioning for a role in The FLINSTONES
movie.  Yabba-dabba-doooooooooo!

Monday, 4 September 2017

PART TWO OF TORNADO COVER GALLERY...


Copyright REBELLION

Here you are, peeps - part two of our superb TORNADO cover gallery, IPC's weekly comic from 1979 that only lasted for a mere 22 issues before being merged into 2000 A.D.  The only strips to carry over into the combined comic were The MIND Of WOLFIE SMITH, BLACKHAWK, and one-page humour strip CAPTAIN KLEP.  My favourite strip was VICTOR DRAGO, based very much on SEXTON BLAKE, but the artwork was nicely atmospheric.  Did you have a favourite character in this short-lived comic, readers?  Then tell all in the comments section.   


The ed slipped up here - it's 'baloney', not 'boloney'







'Special news inside for all our readers!' was Tornado's
version of the classic 'Great news inside, chums!' line




And below is an ad from another IPC comic, heralding the forthcoming release of the first issue of Tornado in 1979.

TORNADO COVER GALLERY - PART ONE...


Copyright REBELLION

On March 31st 1979, IPC Magazines launched a new (undated - for the first issue anyway) weekly comic upon the waiting world.  I doubt the world was actually waiting for yet another comic, but that's what it got, it the form of TORNADO.  The strange thing is, it only lasted 22 issues, making it a hat trick for IPC, as two previous periodicals at the start of the '70s - THUNDER and JET - had each likewise lasted only 22 issues.  What is it about the number 22 that seemingly made it the 'death' number for any IPC publication that wasn't doing too well?  Was it something to do with how long the sales figures took to come in before deciding on a comic's fate?  If you know the answer, then share it with the rest of us and don't be selfish.

Tornado had a real live superhero in the form of artist DAVE GIBBONS, but even his much-vaunted might couldn't save the paper from cancellation ('great news inside, chums'), and it was merged with 2000 A.D. #127 on August 18th 1979. Apparently, the comic was created to use up strips originally commissioned for STARLORD and ACTION, but had the comic proven a success, no doubt it would've continued indefinitely (or at least until sales started to slip).  I'll not bother giving you a rundown of the strips contained within the comic, as you can see most of them in the magnificent cover gallery I've so generously laid on for your edification and entertainment below.

Alas, poor Tornado - you didn't even manage to whip up a small breeze, but here we are, 38 years later, paying tribute to your memory.  Don't forget to come back for part two, Criv-ite chums - coming soon.  (That's 'soon' as I can be bothered, to be precise.)  Feel free to share any memories you have of this mag with the rest of us, frantic ones.
  











Below, the free gifts given away with the first two issues.  Can't remember where the third gift is, or even what it was, and the ish is now tucked safely back in its box in a cupboard - so I ain't emptying it again to find out.  Anyone out there know?  Was it the Team Tornado Pass, or did that come with the wallet?


Sunday, 3 September 2017

I'M FEELING BLUE AND SEEING RED - MY BOOMERANG DIDN'T COME BACK...



I saw this comic for sale on ebay recently and it brought back a specific childhood memory.  You see, I once had a three-cornered blue boomerang, given away with a D.C. THOMSON comic I think, and I remember taking it with me to school one morning - perhaps the very morning I acquired it.  I tried it out in the playground, but it landed on top of the roof of one of the annexe huts.  There it stayed for a few days, and I had to forlornly gaze down at it from one of the classroom windows in the main building, tormented by the fact that it seemed forever beyond my reach.  A few days later it was gone, but I never knew whether some agile schoolboy had climbed up a drainpipe to retrieve it, or it had been blown off the roof by a 'sudden gust of wind' during the night and been claimed by some lucky kid (though not this one).

Many years later (around 10 or 11), I acquired a duplicate boomerang (except for the colour, which was red), given away with the first issue of TORNADO (a different comic to the one above), and though I was extremely happy to have it, whenever I looked at it, I couldn't help but think of my original blue one and wish I'd been brave enough to climb onto the annexe hut's roof and rescue it.  I sometimes wonder if the person who took possession of it has any specific happy memories of playing with it, which are dear to him, or is it a childhood toy he's long-forgotten?  If any readers know which DCT comic gave away a three-cornered blue boomerang in the '60s, I'd appreciate you letting me know.  Maybe that wee blue boomerang (or at least one of its clones) will come back to me yet.  Below is a picture of my red one, acquired back in 1979, to kick-start your memories.

BABE OF THE DAY - JERI RYAN...



The sizzlin' JERI RYAN seems blissfully un-
aware of the ginormous tadpole climbing up her
top in order to steal a wee keek down the valley
of her ample bosom.  Hey, Tad - wanna swap
places for a moment?  Nah?  Selfish git!

KID'S KLASSIC (KIRBY) KOMIC KOVERS: SECRET EMPIRE #10...


Image copyright MARVEL COMICS

Once a splash page, now a cover, this JACK KIRBY illustration on the variant edition of SECRET EMPIRE #10 is one to have, o keepers of the flame.  Nip along to your nearest comics shop and see if you can buy one, why dontcha?!  Good to see so many Kirby covers on such a wide range of comic mags these days, I'm sure you'll agree.

CATS & DOGS - BUT NO RAIN...



Who doesn't like cats and dogs?  Then you're a
weirdo!  For normal folk, here's a compilation of
cats and dogs meeting for the first time.  Ahhh.

Saturday, 2 September 2017

RECOMMENDED READING: GENERATIONS #1 (ONE-SHOT)...


Image copyright MARVEL COMICS

Here's a mag I really enjoyed, frantic ones - GENERATIONS #1, a one-shot featuring two THORS.  Got a nice line in humour and, should you be lucky enough to get the variant cover edition with a JACK KIRBY illustration, then you'll have a nice little addition for your collection.  I've got mine - have you got yours yet?

Friday, 1 September 2017

BABE OF THE DAY - SOPHIA LOREN...



The stunning SOPHIA LOREN looks in the
mirror and asks herself "Does my bum look big
in this?"  Nope, but it sure looks great - as does
the rest of her.  (Sexist?  Moi?  Never!)

SEE IF YOU CAN 'WADE' THROUGH THIS POST ABOUT A BEAR IN A BOX...



Yes, yes, I know I've shown you this WADE porcelain YOGI BEAR before - more than once in fact - but this time there's a difference.  I've got three of these Yogi figures, including the original one I bought back around 1970, plus two I got via ebay, one with the box.  Here's the thing though - I didn't realise when I bought the boxed one ('cos it wasn't mentioned in the ad) that it didn't have its inner tray.  Boxed ones are so hard to find that I decided to keep it anyway, and I made an inner tray myself as best as I could remember it.

However, a few nights ago, I noticed another one on ebay, so immediately contacted the seller to see if he would supply me with a scan or photo of the tray, which he kindly did.  Using the supplied photo as a template, I created a duplicate tray, which is as much like an original as it's possible to be.  In fact,  if I hadn't just told you, you'd probably never have realised it wasn't the original, even though  it's probably better, as the original trays weren't always cut and folded as well as they could've been.  (I've not folded mine too perfectly, in order to keep the spirit of the original.)

So, finally, wee Yogi's home is as it should be and all's right with the world.  I love a happy ending, don't you?  (And don't worry about the other two Yogis - they get a turn in the box as well every now and again.)

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(Having just looked again at earlier photos culled from ebay, wherein the tray is only partially visible, I see that it differs from the recent photo I was given.  It would therefore appear that variant trays were used during the production of this item, which was made between 1962 and '63.) 

AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE DISTINGUISHED COMPETITION...


Covers copyright DC COMICS

Just so all you Criv-ites don't think I'm showing favouritism, here's a half-dozen DC KIRBY Specials celebrating the great man's birth 100 years ago.  Buy 'em all today if you haven't already!  For every one you purchase, I receive 99% of the cover price.  (Of course I'm kidding - how could that ever happen?!)

THERE'S NOTHING DIRTY ABOUT THIS DOZEN - THEY'RE MARVEL-LOUS...


Covers copyright MARVEL COMICS

Hi, peeps! I've shown some of these covers individually in previous posts, but here's the lot of 'em lying on my carpet so that I can feast my eyes on all 12 of them at the same time.  I'll show the five last ones in individual piccies in an upcoming post, and may well do an 'omnibus' post just because I'm in love with them.  Did you buy all 12?  No?  Are you nuts?!  Get along to your nearest comics shop now and snap up any you missed!  Celebrating JACK KIRBY's centenary, they're absolute 'must haves'.
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